"Big deal," you might say, under improbably specific circumstances, "I launch million-dollar celebrity fragrance brands every week." Just a second there, asshole: Bieber's is the biggest celebrity fragrance launch in history. The kid puffs stink on ladies to the tune of three million bucks, pal. If Someday keeps up the momentum, it could be the biggest-selling fragrance of 2011. So screw you, hypothetical guy who wasn't impressed by this.

ROBBIE WILLIAMS had to cancel a Take That show in Denmark last week after becoming "violently ill" with food poisoning. He managed to make a show in Amsterdam two days later, so I guess my PRAYER ALTERT !! didn't work on that one.

DAVID THORPE | dthorpe@phx.com

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