And HYPE WILLIAMS shall direct an erotic-thriller! Yes! To best honor a film genre that peaked in the '90s, I hope Hype goes back to his '90s video style. I want to see Sharon Stone in a black trash bag, mad-dogging a fisheye lens.

In other erotic thriller news, one of NICKI MINAJ's boobs puckishly revealed itself during a Good Morning America performance. How was it? It's impossible to tell — once a boob is divorced of its proper context by prudish controversy and garish costume, it can no longer be judged on its own merits. Take poor Janet Jackson's boob, for example: it's now more a cultural artifact than a boob; it's a matter of historical record, no more titillating than a photo of Richard Nixon bowling. Thank God it's been a brisk news week, or Nicki's boob may have suffered the same permanent fate.


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