"DON'T PUT IT ON ME," COURTNEY STODDEN | Ever imagine falling into a bottomless pit? Would you die from a heart attack right away, or would you just keep falling and falling and screaming and screaming until you died of thirst after a couple days? I think about that a lot. Speaking of giant holes, this freshly vajazzled, jittery pink horror from Courtney Stodden, newly crowned turd princess of the Internet hinterlands, slithered up from the abyss, unfurled its voracious thousand-jawed tentacles, and carried us all off to a frigid, eternal musical doom. It's cold down here. So cold.

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