"SURROUNDED BY SILENCE," DESIGN THE SKYLINE | This could actually be the best song of the year, but I had to bail as soon as I heard what sounded like Super Mario arguing with his mom about why it's unfair that she won't drive him to the skate park to fight dragons. The rest, I'm told, is all guttural demon screaming, video-game sounds, playschool hardcore, shitty drumming, and entry-level AZN emo nerds with multi-colored hair (who happened to net the #82 slot on our Unsexiest Men of 2011 list). Pro tip for confused moms wondering why little Madison won't finish her dinner anymore: it's because she needs to go re-blog dreck like this on her FuckYeahAwfulMusic Tumblr for the 13th time in a row.

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