Stick it to her, Newshound!
Unfortunately, the comment section was a little rough: "Well, you know she ain't famous because of her brains," said one commenter. Another said: "Ridiculous. what an idiot. I thought famous people hired intelligent consultants to keep them from making ignorant statements." And so forth.
Little do they know that Shakira has an IQ of 140 and reportedly speaks five languages fluently. Perhaps if Super Tony hadn't stepped in, Shakira could have picked up enough sea lion to reason with the animal. Once she speaks that, maybe she can talk to Courtney Love and get to the bottom of this cat thing.
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