WHAT'S NEXT FOR SOFT SWELLS? We'll be touring on our latest self-titled release while tracking down Chester the Cheetah, who owes us blow money.
GOOD LUCK WITH THE SHOW, AND DON'T LET THOSE FUCKING SUITS FROM BIG DORITO TELL YOU HOW TO ROCK AND ROLL.
Soft Swells' homonymous record hit shelves just last month; check out single "Every Little Thing" wherever Internet is found. As for Doritos JACKED, you'll have to wait a little longer for those — after their official SXSW debut, the corn behemoths won't be in stores until March 26. Oh God, I'm excited. Bigger, thicker Doritos mean heftier JACKING, dude! Enjoy a more copious JACKED load of tangy 'Ritos flavor in your mouth, bro! Heck yeah.
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