Finally, in reverse-eating news: BIEBERWATCH! Our budding manlet is shedding the traditional stagecraft of his early pop career and taking his first steps into the avant-garde yonder. Playing a packed show in Phoenix, he challenged his young audience by stopping mid-song to heave a jet of milk-white puke upon the stage. The narrow-minded press failed to accept the performance-art prodigy's transgressive new direction and instead claimed he'd merely fallen ill. My inside sources reveal that at his next concert date, Bieber will cover himself in egg yolks and eat an American flag.

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