Slightly more elusive is the KENNY G CRUISE, scheduled for May 17. Though several travel sites and news stories tell of an exciting Alaskan journey with the world's foremost sax-huffing smooth "jazz" dillweed, the website seems to have disappeared; kennygcruise.com now redirects to something called the Smooth Jazz Network. There we learn nothing of a cruise, but we can see who's topping the Smooth Jazz Top 20 for the week: Euge Groove is currently dominating with his/her/their track "House of Groove," while Fourplay's "Sonnymoon" holds steady at, you guessed it, fourth. Meanwhile, Jonathan Fritzen-Boney James's "Magical" has slipped to a pathetic fifth place. Get your shit together, Jonathan Fritzen-Boney James.
I am absolutely not making any of that shit up, despite what I said earlier.
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, Mark McGrath, The Big Hurt, 2013