It’s not funny about TRAVIS BARKER, even though he was in BLINK 182 and I really want it to be. He was recently released from the hospital in admirable condition and will likely make a full recovery.
M.I.A. has shed light on recent rumors that she’s pregnant in an offputtingly technical fashion: “I’m creating a baby,” she told Pitchfork. On a personal note: I’m still deciding whether this will affect my plans to marry her. (Barring extraordinary circumstance, the child is not mine.)
That hoary procrastinator NEIL YOUNG has spent the last couple of decades studiously not releasing his Archives Vol. 1 project, as I’ve reported many times before. This time around, he’s putting out a live album from an allegedly legendary 1968 show in Ann Arbor, Michigan . . . oh, and by the way — no Archives till ’09. Furthermore, Reuters reports that, contrary to previous word, the set will not be released on CD but will be consigned to the inaccessible Blu-Bal, er, Blu-Ray format. I do hereby officially redub the project The Arghchives.
Lavish news from hip-hop’s own Ambiguously Gay Duo: CASH MONEY boss BABY gave protégé/make-out buddy LIL WAYNE a briefcase containing $1 million at his birthday soiree. An ice sculpture filled with hundred-dollar bills was also present to cool off the simmering sexual tension.
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The only thing standing in the way of Republican John McCain assuming the powers and prerogatives of a dictator should he be elected president is the vote of a single Supreme Court justice.
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Apparently, the idea of Palin as the Queen Esther for our time has made it to New Hampshire.
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Sarah Palin's trip to Bangor drew a lot of positive attention from Maine's TV stations, who mostly left the criticism to bloggers.
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I was surprised to learn that I’ll be making my selection for president based not on the issues, but on the Republican vice-presidential candidate’s preferences in recreational activities.
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The Republicans appear headed to a second straight national pummeling, which will leave it marginalized in the federal government and an increasing number of state houses. Many party faithful are already noting the need for the GOP to move back toward the moderate center to survive. But the conservatives with microphones are heading down a very different path — and their followers, who now dominate the Republican Party, are going right with them.
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It’s almost over. This is welcome news.
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Though he’s infamous for his aversion to computers, McCain is actually no Luddite.
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Tuesday, November 4, Election Day, may be the most important day of our lives — and even more so for the children and grandchildren we will eventually leave behind.
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Confused commenters have no clue as to the opportunities that await Palin — because few understand the extraordinary, multi-billion-dollar marketplace that has developed for movement conservatives.
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One may excuse idiot bimbo Sarah Palin's violent "lock and load" analogies, because she's the abstinence professor who was so persuasive within her own household that her daughter got knocked up by some hirsute dogsledder whose fake vows of marriage were so transparent as to be ludicrous.
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Common sense has bloomed among right wingers — not once, but twice. And while these episodes are unlikely to become regular events, we should enjoy them while we can.
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