We don't care if you want money, Marley family. Lord knows I'd cash in on my dad if he were dead and marketable, and his ghost would be totally cool with it. Just stop pretending it's about the legacy, because we're not that stupid.

Oh yeah, and the GRAMMYS happened.

You may have noticed that my column is now a little shorter. As such, I've had to remove one joke from this week's column. The joke is about QUEENSRŸCHE. If you'd like to read this joke, please send $5 and a self-addressed stamped envelope to Queensrÿche Joke, Boston Phoenix, 126 Brookline Ave, Boston MA 02215.

David Thorpe | dthorpe@phx.com

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