7. COBRA STARSHIP FEAT. LEIGHTON MEESTER | "GOOD GIRLS GO BAD" | You won't enjoy the full wrenching d-bag effect of this horseshit without seeing the video, though you'll certainly get some idea from the track alone. Co-starring some little number from Gossip Girl, this is the worst kind of fake-hip garbage — you can practically feel the moist outline of Perez Hilton getting a gruesome little semi-chub against it. If you like this song, I sincerely advocate suicide. I'll even help you: just give me your name and address and I'll fly to your house on my own dime and smother you with a pillow in your sleep, then give your family a hundred bucks or something. We can work out the details later; the important thing is that you die as soon as possible.

DAVID THORPE | dthorpe@phx.com

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