5) Sub from Anthony's + movie from Videoport
6) VitaCoco
5 places within 20 minutes to get a good dose of nature
1) Maine Audubon, Falmouth
2) Mackworth Island, Falmouth
3) Robinson Woods, Cape Elizabeth
4) Baxter Woods, Portland
5) Hinckley Park, South Portland
10 reasons to go to South Portland that have nothing to do with the Maine Mall or even Target1) 158 | 158 Benjamin Fickett St, South Portland
2) Hinckley Park | Highland Ave, South Portland
3) Evelyn's | 121 Sawyer St, South Portland
4) Fisherman's Point | Willard Beach, Willow St, South Portland
5) Portland Players + Lyric Music Theater
6) Willard Scoops | 429 Preble St, South Portland
7) Scratch Bakery | 416 Preble St, South Portland
8) Bug Light Park | Madison St, South Portland
9) Nonesuch Books | 50 Market St, South Portland
10) Q Street Diner | 9 Q St, South Portland
158 CAFE |
6 ways to avoid bedbugs1) Don't sleep
2) Don't pick up mattresses off the street
3) Don't buy used mattresses
4) Be a sleepover host, not a guest
5) Pretend you are a ninja and sleep on a straw tatami mat
6) A good can of RAID never killed anyone
8 topics not to bring up if you want to blend in around here
1) Not liking x local band
2) Not liking compost
3) Not liking bikes
4) Liking Hummers
5) Ways in which Brooklyn (or the other Portland) is superior to Portland
6) Support for big oil
7) Loving the Yankees
8) How much Kevin Garnett sucks
3 things to say to convince people you're not From Away
1) Yes, I love Moxie.
2) You catch last night's Sea Dogs game?
3) Let's go muddin'/smeltin'/huntin'.
6 schools to attend to get free rides on Metro/South Portland Bus through September 30, with your college ID
1) USM
2) UNE
3) MECA
4) SMCC
5) Salt Institute for Documentary Studies
6) Kaplan University (formerly Andover College)
7 ways to get away
1) Downeaster
2) Concord Coach Lines
3) Greyhound
4) U Car Share
5) Walk
6) Bicycle
7) Casco Bay Lines
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