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By PHILLIPE AND JORGE  |  February 9, 2011

C'mon, now, how can our feminist friends not rally behind such an historic ticket? You've come a long way, baby, provided the route ran past a nervous hospital and you were on the back of a snowmobile. These two are almost like Hillary Clinton with better fitting pantsuits, right?

And P&J don't want any nasty letters suggesting that we are simply trying to let Obama and the Dems lock up four more years in the White House by way of a weak opposition. If we wanted to do that, we would have suggested "Bungalow Jill" Palin choose Christine "I am not a witch" McDonnell as a potential running mate.

Meanwhile, we understand that John McCain is already blurring party lines by suggesting a running mate for President Obama should Joe Biden get short-circuited by his mouth before 2012, using the same astute judgment he employed in embracing Sarah Palin: How does Joan Rivers sound, Barack?

Send sweet nothings and Pulitzer-grade tips to p&j@phx.com.

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