One-stop shopping
P+J are big fans of integration and inclusiveness, as our lives as well-known world citizens and dilettantes lend themselves to a wide range of interests and expertise.
So it’s beret and sombrero off to one local organization which seems to have bundled up the most eclectic grouping of elements to which the public has ever been exposed, and which your superior correspondents had previously and shockingly been unaware We refer, of course, to the Providence-based Center for Yoga, Dance, Cooking, Sanskrit and Child Servitude Eradication. P+J can’t wait to sign up soon for a class where we can learn to do a dance which features a robot-like freeze in a yoga position, and incorporates the use of a stove for a quick curry smash-up with a name written in Sanskrit and which preaches the message to end the exploitation of children — presuming, of course, it does not intrude on our hiring of cabana boys and masseurs just over the age of 18 to cater to P+J’s needs and desires at Casa Diablo.
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