God, do we love the Big Easy.
RAHMBO BLOWS OFF FOOT
It couldn't have happened to a nicer guy.
P+J refer to Barack Obama's chief of staff, the obnoxious, raccoon-eyed retard, Rahm Emanuel, who got in hot water with people with learning disabilities when it turned out he called some liberal Democrats "f—king retarded" in a meeting last summer. (Not that we would ever refer to anyone as such . . . well, I guess it's kinda late to say that now.)
The whole thing, which began with a report in the Wall Street Journal, seems a bit overblown. But if the mini-scandal is enough to send our little ballet dancer in the West Wing packing, we're all for it.
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: Phillipe And Jorge
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