The Phoenix Network:
 
 
 
About  |  Advertise
 
News Features  |  Talking Politics  |  This Just In
WFNX_1000x50g

Get smart

Budget problems? It's the stupidity, stupid.
By AL DIAMON  |  March 10, 2010

There are lots of theories about what's wrong with Maine's economy. Some people think the anemic nature of the state's fiscal health should be blamed on our high taxes. Other folks fault the Legislature's profligate spending. Excessive business regulations get their share of criticism, as do lackadaisical efforts to encourage development.

Republican gubernatorial candidate Bill Beardsley is reported to have told an Aroostook County radio station that his son had to seek work elsewhere because Maine "wasn't Christian enough."

With all due respect to Beardsley, who appears to be suffering from a serious imbalance in his medications, I don't believe it's any of those things. So, what is it?

It's the stupidity, stupid.

Consider the case of the "12 Town Group," an alliance of selectmen from a dozen York County towns that recently sent letters to every member of the Legislature calling for a 1 percent increase in the sales tax for the next two years and a 5-cent hike in the gasoline tax for 18 months.

"No economic challenge in our past was ever resolved without bold vision, risk taking and sensible action," the letter says. "A bold approach is called for today as well."

Funny, but I can't recall any previous recession that was solved by anybody in Maine doing anything either "bold" or "sensible." I do remember budget gimmicks — like selling the state's wholesale liquor business — that cost more revenue in the long term than they provided in the short term. I can recollect instances in which taxes were increased "temporarily," only to remain high for many years longer than originally promised. There were phantom funds transfers from one fiscal year to another to make it look like the books were balanced. But mostly, I have memories of those downturns coming to an end because the national economy finally turned around for reasons nobody could adequately explain.

What's notable about the selectmen's letter is that it ignores an obvious question: If higher taxes are all that's required to end the recession, why don't these towns raise property taxes? I don't suppose the answer has anything to do with the selectmen's fears that if they proposed doing that, the voters (many of whom, as Bill Beardsley has warned us, aren't Christians) would string them up from the street lights their towns can no longer afford to operate.

It's always easier if somebody else takes the blame. Somebody in Augusta, for instance.

But legislators already have their own opportunity to exercise stupidity. In late February, the Maine Revenue Forecasting Committee (motto: We Picked The Kansas City Chiefs To Win Last Year's World Series — How Were We To Know They Aren't A Baseball Team?) issued its revised projections for the amount of money the state could expect to collect between now and June 30, 2011. That figure was up $51 million over the previous estimate. Although, it was still well below the five or six estimates the committee came up with before that.

In other words, they haven't gotten it right since Maine had more Christians than it knew what to do with.

So, why believe them now? According to news reports, Mike Allen of Maine Revenue Services, a committee forecaster, told the Legislature's Appropriations Committee that the future of the economy was tough to predict, what with so many variables and all.

1  |  2  |   next >
Related: I can't recall, The quiet man, Portland's neighborhood prosecutor cleans up the city, More more >
  Topics: Talking Politics , U.S. Government, U.S. State Government, Gubernatorial Elections,  More more >
| More

ARTICLES BY AL DIAMON
Share this entry with Delicious
  •   NOT YOUR KIND OF PEOPLE  |  May 30, 2012
    If you're an independent, you know that one of the advantages of not belonging to a political party is that you don't have to help choose the US Senate nominees for the Republicans and Democrats from a list of retreads, reactionaries, rejects, and rectums.
  •   GOT NO PLANS  |  May 23, 2012
    Welcome to the Channel 9 News Noodle. I'm Kootie McDoof.
  •   NEVER MIND THE BOLLOCKS  |  May 16, 2012
    In the wake of its chaotic state convention, the Maine Republican Party has cleverly positioned itself to appeal to a whole new segment of the public: Anarchists.
  •   IT JUST DON’T PAY  |  May 09, 2012
    The only thing worse than taxes is tax breaks.
  •   THE PRICE YOU PAY  |  May 02, 2012
    Debt is a fundamental part of American life. Car payments. Mortgages. Partially unpaid bills from irate Colombian hookers.

 See all articles by: AL DIAMON



  |  Sign In  |  Register
 
thePhoenix.com:
Phoenix Media/Communications Group:
TODAY'S FEATURED ADVERTISERS
Copyright © 2012 The Phoenix Media/Communications Group