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Ten classic season finales

Cliffhangers, attempted murders, and obscene amounts of money
By RYAN STEWART  |  May 25, 2006

J. R. Ewing
J. R. Ewing, shortly after getting shot

It's May, and couch jockeys everywhere know what that means: season finales. Here are ten classics. Oh, and if you haven't seen these shows, we'll warn you now: spoilers await.

1. Dallas: "A House Divided" (1980)
You probably don't need me to tell you what happened: the wildly popular primetime soap opera Dallas concluded its third season with a bang. J. R. Ewing (Larry Hagman), the show's Machiavellian villain, was shot, and his assailant was not revealed until the following autumn. This is now referred to as the "Who Shot J. R.?" episode, and popularized the "cliffhanger" format for TV season finales. Turns out it was Sue Ellen's sister who pulled the trigger.

2. Twin Peaks: "Episode 29" (1991)
The fate of popular special agent Dale Cooper (Kyle MacLachlan) has never been resolved. At last look, he was heading out to the Black Lodge to try and rescue his girlfriend, who'd been kidnapped by his FBI nemesis. We know the evil "Bob" spirit "resides" there, but did it possess Cooper? And was that the plan all along? Fans of the show still debate it to this day.

3. 24: "11:00 P.M. to 12:00 A.M." (2002)
How many shows kill off the wife of the protagonist by the end of the first season? Very few. But after CIA mole Nina Myers killed Jack Bauer's wife while she was snooping around CTU, it was clear that 24 was not going to be your average primetime fare.

4. Buffy the Vampire Slayer: "The Gift" (2001)
To save her sister and prevent the portal to Hell from expanding in Sunnydale, Buffy jumps into the opening, killing herself in the process. The show switched networks after that, and she was revived through some strange witchcraft. Most would say the show jumped the shark around then.

5. The Simpsons: "Who Shot Mr. Burns?" (1995)
Mr. Burns bankrupts the elementary school and erects a sun-blocker to force the town into perpetual darkness. After a town meeting, at which many residents happen to be armed, Burns is shot and – wouldn't ya know it? – fans had to wait until September to find out it was Maggie. The solution to the mystery was buried in the episode, and those who watched it closely enough could have entered a contest, the winner of which has yet to claim his prize.

C. Montgomery Burns
C. Montgomery Burns, shortly after being shot. Note the hands.

6. Seinfeld: "The Pilot" (1993)
One of the closest things the show ever had to a running story arc: George and Jerry's pilot finally taped and aired on NBC, but in the meantime, George feuds with the on-air talent and frets over a "white discoloration" on his upper lip. And Elaine blows the whole deal by breaking it off with her NBC executive boyfriend.

7. Cheers: "I do, and adieu" (1987)
The end of Diane Chambers's (Shelley Long) run on the show when she leaves Sam at the altar to pursue her dreams of getting published. Some would argue the show was never the same again.

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Carlos

Hey, what about the first season finale of "Scrubs?" Throughout the season, Elliot had feelings for J.D. but doesn't express them; Jordan makes love to J.D.; Turk talks about his relationship with Carla to Dr. Cox most of the time; and Dr. Kelso doesn't tell Dr. Cox about the promotion he's not gonna get yet expects. So in the season finale when all are having a wonderful time at lunch, Jordan, upset she wasn't invited to lunch spills the beans on everyone's secrets putting everybody at odds. Carla is upset that Turk talks behind her back, Elliot is embarassed that J.D. knows she likes him, J.D. is uncomfortable now that Dr Cox knows he slept with Jordan, and Dr. Cox is upset that he didn't get the promotion he thought he was gonna get from Kelso. The first season's major storylines were paraphrased in one speech by Jordan that set up the a very disturbing working environment come the new fall season. Now that's a way to an a season!!!
Posted: May 08 2006 at 2:25 PM

KaylaRaine

What about the Season 2 finale of Alias, when Sydney Bristow wakes up in a foreign country and discovers that she's been missing for two years, even though she doesn't remember those two years at all!
Posted: May 08 2006 at 5:27 PM

caroline

O.C. season one!!! Seth sails for Tahiti, Ryan goes back to Chino, and Marisa drinks! oh my!
Posted: May 08 2006 at 6:57 PM

sonicyouth735

The most noteworthy omission on that list Alias season 2. Why you ask? -The last we would of the brillant Lena Olin (until season four anyways) - "Francie. Doesnt. Like. Coffee.Ice Cream." -The best fight sequence ever filmed for television between Sydney and Faux Francie. -The stunning 2 minute cliffhanger where Sydney wakes up in China with no recollection of the past two years. Also noteworthy are X-File's Anasazi and Erlenmeyer Flask. Veronica Mars' Leave it To Beaver. 24 Season 2 Finale. And Lost's 3 part finale.
Posted: May 08 2006 at 10:26 PM

jar1979

What about the Moldavian massacre on Dynasty? Or Kimberly blows up the apartment complex finale on Melrose Place?
Posted: May 09 2006 at 12:53 PM

DrBeado

No list is complete without the St. Elsewhere finale. I know it is a long time ago, but it should be in anybody's top 10.
Posted: May 10 2006 at 3:32 AM

candyspelling

Dynasty 1985! The Moldovian Massacre! Brillantly Campy, and totally awesome.
Posted: May 12 2006 at 12:02 PM

snoogins

It only happened last night, so you didn't forget it, but Season 2 of The Office (U.S. version), in which Jim finally confesses his love to Pam, then while she is telling her mother all about it on the phone, he comes in and they smooch. I was speechless for five straight minutes. Never before have I cared anywhere near this much for two TV romantic interests. Ross and Rachel got nothing on these two. Other runner-ups are: Season 2 of 24, with Palmer getting a poison handshake by Mandy and we're left unsure of his fate; Season 3 of Star Trek: The Next Generation, where we see that the Borg have turned Picard into one of them; and Season 7 of Seinfeld, where we see just how sociopathic these 4 goons really are when George's fiancee Susan dies licking cheap envelopes, George is spared a disastrous marriage by the most horrible of outs, while Jerry, Elaine and Kramer offer false condolences, knowing full well their friend is thrilled. Doesn't get better!
Posted: May 12 2006 at 2:23 PM

chilaili

The West Wing season 1: white supremacists try to take out the entire West Wing cast leaving us wondering who out of our favourite characters could possibly have died?!
Posted: May 12 2006 at 5:07 PM

SubliminalFrame

What about the series finale of Angel? It was a such a powerful episode that ended absolutely perfectly. The only series finale's I've been 100% satisfied with, even though they killed off my favorite character. It was very moving to have the four characters left (Spike, Angel, Gunn, Illyria) getting ready to fight the hoard of monsters even though they would probably be killed in the process. It's all about fighting the good fight.
Posted: May 13 2006 at 1:40 AM
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