If only they were real
2. GARCIA F. HOTSPUR OF SHADOWS OF THE DAMNED
With a last name like Hotspur, one can only expect a pretty face, and Garcia Fucking Hotspur does not disappoint. Oh, and the bad-ass demon-hunter has a soft side, in the form of a tattoo about his lady friend: "I would kill the world before it did you harm." Awww. That's sweet enough that we'll forgive him for referring to pistols as "boners" (but be careful, Garcia, you wouldn't want to go the way of Grayson Hunt).
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