Sports blotter: pellet gun edition
By MATT TAIBBI | August 2, 2006
.jpg)
 HE SHOOTS: After the alarming number of athlete pellet-gun offenses, should colleges post signs like this one in the stadium weight room? |
A lot of sports crime makes sense. We all understand that, given a large pool of college linebackers cranked up on cheap steroids, the statistical likelihood of fist-through-the-bathroom-wall incidents, drunken fights with cops, and cell phones thrown at the heads of shrieking ex-girlfriends who have shown up at the dorm to “talk things over” is high. Channing Crowder pounds too many Mai Tais and ends up running down the streets of Gainesville ripping the side-view mirrors off of parked cars: makes sense. Sebastian Janikowski arrested for just about anything: makes sense. When I wake up in my apartment in the middle of the night, I expect to see Cecil “The Diesel” Collins standing on my girlfriend’s side of the bed, respirating audibly and holding a sandwich and a disposable camera.These things we expect. What makes comparatively little sense is the extraordinarily high number of arrests of pro and major-college athletes involved with pellet and BB guns. There are about four of them every year, but it seems to me like the number will rise this year. In recent weeks alone we’ve had two. Nearly a month ago, James Kennedy, a freshman on the baseball team of Rider University in New Jersey, was busted for having a pellet gun version of an AK-47; Kennedy was outed by a pizza-delivery woman who spied the weapon on the job, thought it was real, and called in a police raid.
The other incident happened last weekend, when Tennessee Volunteer freshman defensive back Marsalous Johnson apparently waved a pellet gun out of the window of his car at an off-duty Tennessee Wildlife Resources Agency officer while driving on I-40. The redshirt freshman was charged with aggravated assault and promises to be an interesting test case for coach Phillip Fullmer, who promised a “zero tolerance” policy for such incidents recently.
Two years ago the Volunteers made a run at the title of worst-behaved college football team in the country, racking up some 20 criminal incidents in the space of about 16 months in 2004–2005. One rash of assaults by Vol players left one student requiring the insertion of a metal plate in his head, another needing his jaw wired shut, and a third needing staples to repair a head wound. The situation got so bad that coach Fullmer started passing out Vol-yellow-colored wallet cards that read THINK! on one side and contained a list of questions on the other, inviting players to ask themselves if the behavior they are considering is appropriate.
Related:
BBs and b-balls, Street cred, He choked big time, More
- BBs and b-balls
A few years ago, it looked like college athletes shooting strangers with BB guns was going to be the boutique sports offense of the 21st century.
- Street cred
Sports blotter: "This year's Xbox" edition
- He choked big time
Sports blotter: "Ugly incident" edition
- Bad idea jeans
Sports blotter: "You’re looking at some years, son" edition
- Revenge of the toad
Some sports-crime stories aren’t funny in any way — they’re just plain violent and tragic. But every now and then you get a story that’s just pure fun.
- Surprising
You do a thing often enough, you tend to get good at that thing.
- Tiger trap
There are a lot of famously troubled college sports programs out there, the majority of them football teams.
- Heightened anxiety
Look, it’s not easy being seven feet tall.
- The dirty south
Normally, this is the time of year when a lot of pro football players get arrested — the weeks after the draft and before training camp, when new rookies get their first checks and end up blowing them at fancy nightclubs on eight-balls and escorts before driving home with bellies full of Courvoisier.
- More pellet madness
I’m not sure if anyone knows what to make of this one.
- Bang for T-Buck
Brett Favre walks into a bar.
- Less

Topics:
Sports
, Sports, Criminal Sentencing and Punishment, National Football Conference, More
, Sports, Criminal Sentencing and Punishment, National Football Conference, National Football League, NFC East Division, Football, Professional Football, Channing Crowder, Southeastern Conference, College Athletics, Less