Crossword: 'You're not hired'

Application abominations
By MATT JONES  |  September 27, 2006

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Across
1 Fish features
5 Ghana's capital
10 Soviet orbiter
13 Hip scooter
14 English homework list
15 "Te ___"
16 Elegant but confusing way to present your job application
19 Univ. URL ender
20 Show with mysterious hatches
21 "I never forget ___"
22 Unnerving way to hand in your job application
26 "Damn, was ___ crack?" (Kanye West lyric)
27 "Isn't there more to the story?"
28 AC measurement
31 1998 Wimbledon winner Novotna
33 Missile storage building
35 Chimney sweep's grime
36 Feature of an irritatingly long job application
39 Taproom selections
40 Rake in
41 "___ it seems"
42 T-Boz's trio, once
43 Catapult ammunition in a Monty Python movie
44 Yes, across the English Channel
45 Childish way to present your job application
52 Reaction to a horrible joke
54 "Chicken Little" turndown
55 My Chemical Romance's genre
56 Jittery way to hand in your job application
60 Linguist's suffix
61 ___ Lama
62 Big fancy cake
63 The Legend of Zelda platform, for short
64 007, e.g.
65 Urges
Down
1 Handbag maker
2 "The truth ___ there"
3 "Car Talk" airer
4 What the Magic Eye picture ends up being in a scene from "Mallrats"
5 Pirate shout
6 Title for a French nobleman
7 201
8 U.K. flying corps
9 On the train
10 They can't cut the cord
11 Computer debut of 1998
12 Tedious way to learn
13 Rosie's show, with "The"
17 Enter
18 Bobby, for short
23 Steeler Ward
24 Mike "Boogie" who won "Big Brother: All Stars"
25 Nameless, briefly
29 "___ the Muffin to Ya" (Elaine's idea for a shop name on a "Seinfeld" episode)
30 Salt Lake City college athlete
31 Jack's gal
32 Interesting stories
33 Breed like salmon
34 Super ending
35 Narrow groove
36 Washington baseball player, for short
37 Cartoony yell if your butt's on fire and you're running in circles
38 Like attractions on the beaten path
43 Their national holiday is July 1
44 Prefix for -gon
46 Cheer at the bowl game
47 Of an empire
48 Like rare games for pitchers
49 Have a craving
50 Leaves out
51 What the fourth little piggy had
52 Gavin Rossdale's wife Stefani
53 Get up
57 Newsstand thingy
58 "Nice job!"
59 Tub temperature tester
©2006 Jonesin' Crosswords (editor@jonesincrosswords.com)
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