Don't look under that rock

By RYAN STEWART  |  March 2, 2007

Step Four: Society
As you’d imagine, the dogs would form a tacit non-aggression pact with the contentedly feral cats at this point. Also, as you’d imagine, the dogs would fall into their natural roles: collies and German shepherds would serve as law enforcement, Dalmatians would be the information services, and greyhounds would be pro athletes. But ultimately, canines would lack the mental abilities to truly create a sustainable society, and it would collapse in upon itself. Dogs would turn on each other, and, you saw it coming, it’d be anarchy.

And that’s when the dolphins make their move...

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