Recovery school

By JAMES PARKER  |  February 20, 2008

Other patients are less tractable. Chyna the female wrestler will not cop to having used steroids — ever! — despite having suggestive episodes of mania in her past and shoulders like Captain America. Might she be bipolar, Dr. Drew wonders. What are her earliest memories of family life? “Lots of alone time in the basement,” says Chyna. Daniel Baldwin, meanwhile, is speedily undone. He checks himself out of the facility after a couple of weeks, in gusts of self-justification (“The environment here is not conducive to my sobriety!”), shortly before it’s discovered that he’s been sending dirty text messages to Mary Carey. Now that’s some dandy character leakage, kids. That’s eau de realité. Or as we used to call it back in the Old West: human nature.

< prev  1  |  2  | 
  Topics: Television , Entertainment, Culture and Lifestyle, Language and Linguistics,  More more >
| More


Most Popular
ARTICLES BY JAMES PARKER
Share this entry with Delicious

 See all articles by: JAMES PARKER