Nothing is shocking

By MATT TAIBBI  |  October 21, 2009

A University of Georgia backup cornerback named Vance Cuff was arrested in Athens for “improperly emerging from an alley.” He was riding a scooter at the time.

Turns out the road was closed and he had a suspended license. This sounds like a low-point-total crime if ever there was one. Can a man get five-eighths of a point?

Matt Taibbi can be reached at m_taibbi@yahoo.com.

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