Although it wasn't technically an arrest, coach Jay Wright decided to issue a statement. "This was a simple mistake by a college student," Wright said. "Corey regrets it and has apologized for it. We will now deal with it within our basketball family."
I would pay very solid money to see what dealing with urination "within a basketball family" actually looks like, but this is one of those sports secrets that seems destined to remain under lock and key. Too bad. In the meantime, does this deserve even one point? Give him 0.43, and let's hope he can hold it next time.
Matt Taibbi can be reached at m_taibbi@yahoo.com.
LEADER BOARD
1_ BOGDAN RUDENKO (COLORADO SPRINGS GOLD KINGS) | murder | 90
2_ BRENT VINSON (EX-TENNESSEE) | accessory to murder | 89
3_ WARREN SAPP (EX-BUCS) | girlfriend-choking | 63
4_ GARY BROWN (FLORIDA) | girl-hitting/scratching | 58
4_ LAMICHAEL JAMES (OREGON) | girlfriend-choking | 58
6_ DEON ANDERSON (COWBOYS) | scary gun-waving incident | 50
7_ GERALD AND BRANDON LAIRD, AND THEIR CRAZY-ASS GRANDPA (TIGERS, YANKEES) | messing with Eddie House's wife, attacking security guards | 48
8_ GILBERT ARENAS (WIZARDS) | fun with guns | 40
9_ CHRIS TERRY (EX-CHIEFS, BENGALS) | a standard "Bulldog" | 35
10_ DUSTY DVORACEK (BEARS) | being a big hulking drunken menace to bouncers | 31
11_ KIKO ALONSO (OREGON) | DUI; another arrested Duck | 25
11_ CHRISCHELIOS (CHICAGO WOLVES) | DUI | 25
11_ REY MAUALUGA (BENGALS) | driving drunk en route to teenie ménage a trois | 25
13_ TERRY GLENN (EX-PATRIOTS) | blew off rental-car bill | 9
14_ CHARLES ROGERS (EX-LIONS) | violated court order by passing out drunk in a plate of Mexican food | 8
15_ COREY STOKES (VILLANOVA) | peeing between cars | 0.43
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