The Dolphins are, ever so slowly, beginning to show up on the sports-crime radar. A few weeks back, tight end Tony McDaniel was arrested on domestic-violence charges. Not long after that, cornerback Will Allen got charged with a DUI.
In between the arrests of these three players, nose tackle Jason Ferguson got hit with a league suspension — a hefty one, eight games — reportedly for using performance-enhancing drugs.
Give Brown our standard 25 points for DUI, and keep an eye on the Dolphins.
Matt Taibbi can be reached at firstname.lastname@example.org.
BOGDAN RUDENKO (COLORADO SPRINGS GOLD KINGS) | murder | 90
BRENT VINSON (EX-TENNESSEE) | accessory to murder | 89
MIGUEL STARKS AND REGINALD RICE (THE CITADEL) | Clockwork Orange–style home invasion | 88
ROBERT MITCHELL AND KELLY WHITNEY (EX–SETON HALL) | eight — count ’em eight — counts of kidnapping | 85
TYLER CAMPBELL (COASTAL CAROLINA) | kidnapping, and pet assault | 70
WARREN SAPP (EX-BUCS) | girlfriend-choking | 63
GARY BROWN (FLORIDA) | girl-hitting/scratching | 58
LAMICHAEL JAMES (OREGON) | girlfriend-choking | 58
DEON ANDERSON (COWBOYS) | scary gun-waving incident | 50
GERALD AND BRANDON LAIRD, AND THEIR CRAZY-ASS GRANDPA (TIGERS, YANKEES) | messing with Eddie House's wife, attacking security guards | 48
GILBERT ARENAS (WIZARDS) | fun with guns | 40
CHRIS TERRY (EX-CHIEFS, BENGALS) | a standard "Bulldog" | 35
DUSTY DVORACEK (BEARS) | being a big hulking drunken menace to bouncers | 31
TERRANCE TOLIVER (LSU) | resisting arrest, getting himself Tasered | 31
KIKO ALONSO (OREGON) | DUI; another arrested Duck | 25
RONNIE BROWN (DOLPHINS) | DUI | 25
CHRIS CHELIOS (CHICAGO WOLVES) | DUI | 25
REY MAUALUGA (BENGALS) | driving drunk en route to teenie ménage a trois | 25
JEREMIAH MASOLI AND GARRETT EMBRY (OREGON) | boosting laptops | 20
GUY MORRISS (TEXAS A&M COMMERCE) | suppressing First Amendment | 19
RYAN LEAF (EX-CHARGERS) | being the worst quarterback of all time, stealing hydrocodone | 17
TERRY GLENN (EX-PATRIOTS) | blew off rental-car bill | 9
CHARLES ROGERS (EX-LIONS) | violated court order by passing out drunk in a plate of Mexican food | 8
COREY STOKES (VILLANOVA) | peeing between cars | 0.43
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