WHAT THE HELL?!?!?! kevin is like the sweetest, cutest, most talented guy in the universe and beyond!!! he is so nice and talented and a lot of people love him! who ever wrote this might want to stay annonymous cus a LOT of girls will soon be coming to probably kill you...and why trash the coolest guy...

[92] ADNAN GHALIB EX–BRITNEY BEAU One of the saddest small details of Britney Spears’s recent downward spiral was her being spotted dating the very bottom-feeding parasites who’ve turned her life into a horror show of never-ending surveillance. In this celebrity version of Stockholm syndrome, Adnan was...

[87] ANDREW SPEAKER MUST-SEE TB Coulda-been-one-man-plague-trigger hopped a plane in Atlanta, flew to Paris to Athens to Mykonos to Rome to Prague to Montreal, and then drove across the border, all while infected with extensively drug-resistant tuberculosis. As punishment, should have to wear a condom...

[84] BLAKE FIELDER-CIVIL JAILHOUSE JUNKIE Mr. Amy Winehouse is such a degenerate loser that he makes Pete Doherty seem like a model citizen. Already locked up in jail for assault and witness tampering, it was in prison that BFC reportedly almost offed himself with a heroin overdose.

[46] BRODY JENNER ODIOUS OFFSPRING A mere henchman in the cabal of blithely famous celebrity offspring who infest New York and Los Angeles like a plague of overexposed, trust-funded bedbugs, Brody gets Unsexiest-points-by-association for being the former best friend of the world’s biggest karma jackass...

[36] LARRY BIRKHEAD SHALLOW GENE-POOLER In the matter of Larry Birkhead and the late Anna Nicole Smith, small wonder that Smith’s clay-faced babydaddy was the dark-horse candidate to be named Dannielynn’s father. Even among the swarm of larva-esque ex-lovers and lawyers that descended over Anna’s dead...

[22] JEFF CONAWAY HACK Jeff’s had his troubles, no doubt about that. We saw the often enraged has-been puking and shuddering his way through the first episodes of VH1’s Celebrity Rehab , powered by his drug-diva distortion blues. Back in the day, Mr. Conaway was a devil-may-care rock-and-roll-ish rebel...

[13] SAM LUTFI BRITNEY’S BÊTE NOIR You can’t make this stuff up: a guy named Osama (“Sam” is just his nickname) swoops in and more or less kidnaps the biggest pop star on the planet, who also happens to be a suicidal, head-shaving mental patient. He allegedly drugs her, cuts her phone lines, calls her...

[2] SPENCER PRATT MTV’S LOSER HILLS-BILLY For half a second, we hesitated putting this shamelessly self-promoting, pimply Hollywood dirtbag on the list, figuring, no matter how bad, he’d enjoy the publicity. But in terms of sheer pulsating, aggravating creepiness, the Spencer train barreled out of the...