111-59. Ouch. Just typing those numbers in makes me feel kind of embarrassed for Portland's roller girls. I guess it's their turn to circle a date on next season's schedule. Until then, they'll have to take it out on somebody else. Pennsylvania's Dutchland Derby Rollers, who are coming to the Expo for a bout this Saturday (doors at 5 pm; action at 6), sound like perfect candidates. They had better look out. There's going to be a mugging.
Rick Wormwood can be reached at rickwormwood@gmail.com.
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