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Review: Transformers

Mechanical failure; expect no change from this Transformers
By PETER KEOUGH  |  June 24, 2009
1.0 1.0 Stars

But it's not just me who craves some coherence and point. Sam has touched a fragment of the "Allspark" from the first movie, the "vessel" that contains the lore of the Primes (not to mention the deal with the Matrix of Leadership and the Lance of something or other), and it fills his mind with hieroglyphics and other arcana and drives him to fulfill his destiny. It's the revenge of the signifier. "There is a reason the symbols and voices led me here," he says at a particularly bleak moment, for him and me both. He's right. It's what's called the bottom line: a record-breaking box office and Transformers 3 scheduled for July 2011.

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