For the first single, "Liquid Cure (The Way Life Should Be)," they go the other way, laying on the punk and tearing out a big chorus: "All the boys are making passes/At the girls in the horn-rimmed glasses." The cover bands in this town are helping the bar patrons down bottles from the bottom shelf as the drums thunder and the vocals gang up on themselves. If I'd had my way, though, the single here would have been "Everybody's Got a Broken Heart," one last nod to Springsteen whose opening guitar peal sounds like it came right off Oasis's Heathen Chemistry. No song here better recalls the glory days of rock radio, with its guitar solos, 4/4 rhythm like a heartbeat, and lyrics that "take you back to when lovin' was fun."
It's a sentiment that echoes through the finish of the album, which comes after what is now the requisite slow song with an acoustic guitar to finish, "The Night You Stopped Coming Home." We've had rock and roll at this point, we've had sex aplenty, and now come the drugs; you "put it between your toes." So much of this album is familiar, and purists might complain they've heard some of these sounds before, if in different places and different arrangements. But it's fresh and raw in the right places, and it's a hell of a lot of fun.
All the Real Girls are real like a crackling live wire writhing on a rain-soaked street, like a house on fire on a show-filled country night. Are these Girls beautiful, are they dangerous, or are you really hoping they're both?
Sam Pfeifle can be reached at sam_pfeifle@yahoo.com.
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We got a chance this weekend to finally see ALL THE REAL GIRLS in action and we were certainly impressed,
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OLIVIA CORNELL & THE PRECIOUS have released their first CD, available now at Bull Moose and the like. Though they won't be playing out again until fall, have a listen to Filthy Things if you've got a jones on for some girl-rock mixed with some NYC punk flavor.
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Think about everything you know about Elijah Ocean and Dave Gutter: Ocean's work fronting the heavy rock trio Loverless, say, or his lead-guitar turn in the radio-rock foursome All the Real Girls; Gutter's piercing vocals out front of Rustic Overtones, or his white-hot bounce in the lead of Paranoid Social Club.
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Ten years! When we organized our first Best Music Poll, way back in the day, we could only hope that it would one day wind up the institution it is today, with the annual Portland Music Awards ceremony drawing the best collection of musical talent Maine can produce.
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People, show these guys some love. Or join them in worship.
- Music seen: Adam Kurtz Band, Loverless
Billed as the debut of Adam Kurtz's new band, Saturday at the Empire Dine and Dance marked an important moment for the local songwriter.
- Tower of Song Festival, Eric Bettencourt, and the Outsiders
This is shaping up to be one of the best summers in a long time when it comes to outdoor and festival-type shows.
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Yes, we know that there are important albums being released by ELIJAH OCEAN and the new duo of DAVE GUTTER and EVAN CASAS in the very near future. Pfeifle can't review everything in the same week, for Christ's sake, so just lay off and wait till next week.
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After a few days of Indian Summer to remind us of the summer we nearly didn't have, it's timely to shed some warm light on albums released recently that didn't get their proper due.
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