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Road to riches
The Pike gouges
The Maine Turnpike Authority wants to pay between $34 million and $56 million to build a new toll plaza in York. Don't let that huge price tag fool you.
By
AL DIAMON
| November 18, 2009
Future wounds
Brains, spines, and guts wanted
Welcome to the 2009 post-election trauma center.
By
AL DIAMON
| November 11, 2009
All the right wrongs
The 2009 Gaggie Awards for Political Cluelessness
With the end of another campaign season, it’s time to recognize those who may not have been successful in influencing voters, but were clear winners in eliciting derisive snorts.
By
AL DIAMON
| November 04, 2009
Be afraid
The Dunlap horror
This Halloween, if you want to scare the crap out of your favorite political activist — liberal or conservative — skip the fright mask, fake blood, and glowing green goop.
By
AL DIAMON
| October 29, 2009
Road hog
Bulldozing the Maine Better Transportation Association
You probably live on a lousy road.
By
AL DIAMON
| October 21, 2009
Orthodox caveman
Maine’s GOP is suffering from a muddle in the middle
Wanted: a right-wing wacko to run for governor of Maine.
By
AL DIAMON
| October 14, 2009
The winner and other losers
The governor's race, brought to you by “Internet Riches Made Easy”
By my count, there are approximately 14,308 people running for governor of Maine.
By
AL DIAMON
| October 07, 2009
Doom predictions
Gays into the crystal ball
Plenty of seemingly unemployable people manage to make decent livings even though they're consistently wrong.
By
AL DIAMON
| September 30, 2009
Death and taxes
We’re all going to die
Here's the simple truth about Maine's automobile excise tax: If you don't support the initiative on the November ballot to cut it sharply, we're all going to die.
By
AL DIAMON
| September 23, 2009
The song remains the same
We've got flying cars, but no casinos
Welcome to Maine in the year 2019.
By
AL DIAMON
| September 17, 2009
Sins and promises
Keeping tabs on the tweets of gubernatorial twits
Let's suppose you wanted Maine's next governor to be somebody who'd create jobs.
By
AL DIAMON
| September 09, 2009
Hey, hey, we're the Monkees
Politics and other mistakes
The law of averages says if you put 100 monkeys in a room with 100 computers, they'll eventually write a workable national health-care bill. Apparently, that rule doesn't apply to 100 US senators.
By
AL DIAMON
| September 02, 2009
Fiction of her dreams
Politics and other mistakes
If you promise to read this column all the way to the end, I'll give you $50,000.
By
AL DIAMON
| August 26, 2009
Down in the flood
Politics and other mistakes
A few years ago, the Federal Emergency Management Agency (motto: Cornsistently Rong Abowt Everyting) informed me I was buying a house in a flood zone. FEMA had a map that showed where the waters of the semi-mighty Carrabassett River had surged over its banks a decade or so earlier and inundated my property.
By
AL DIAMON
| August 19, 2009
Escape from the chicken coop
Politics and other mistakes
In olden times, before unlimited numbers of free-range office-seekers were allowed to be-fowl — er, befoul — the airwaves with messages less clever than that poultry — er, paltry — pun, the general rule of politics was that one dumb cluck per election season was plenty.
By
AL DIAMON
| August 12, 2009
Off the track
Politics and other mistakes
I've been thinking about what makes a first-rate kook.
By
AL DIAMON
| August 05, 2009
Happy together
Politics and other mistakes
There's an easy way to make everyone happy.
By
AL DIAMON
| July 29, 2009
The sunny side of the street
Politics and other mistakes
It's good to be known as an optimist. It keeps people from realizing you're actually a boob.
By
AL DIAMON
| July 22, 2009
Sarah Palin, Inc.
The biggest brand name in conservative politics is about to enter the burgeoning right-wing marketplace — and she's perfect for it. Ka-ching!
Confused commenters have no clue as to the opportunities that await Palin — because few understand the extraordinary, multi-billion-dollar marketplace that has developed for movement conservatives.
By
DAVID S. BERNSTEIN
| July 17, 2009
Fat city
Talking Politics
You wouldn't buy a suit from a tailor who wears ill-fitting clothes. You wouldn't take suggestions for summer-reading from somebody who's illiterate. You wouldn't cast your ballot for a candidate who's completely clueless.
By
AL DIAMON
| July 15, 2009
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