UNREAL
Dear Dr. Lovemonkey,
I have been thinking about dressing in "chador" for some time now. I am not Muslim, but this look really appeals to me. It's actually a fashion statement, not a political or religious statement. My only concern is would this be considered blasphemous or somehow insulting to Islam?
Trixie
Dear Trixie,
I certainly understand why someone would not want a fatwa on their ass. On the other hand, what I don't understand is how you, Trixie, the non-Muslim fashionista, would think that I wouldn't recognize a letter that is screaming "FAKE!" and "BOGUS!" There are certain, shall we say, red flags that appear when one receives a FAKE letter. Yours are proudly billowing at full staff. That's entertainment.
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