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A whole new rush

Dr. Lovemonkey
You are obviously not a brilliant musician who appreciates the grand gifts that Rush displays.
By DR. LOVEMONKEY  |  February 28, 2008

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Beginner’s blues

Dr. Lovemonkey
I held off on having sex with him, and when we finally did, it was not very good. So what do I do now?
By DR. LOVEMONKEY  |  February 21, 2008

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A noxious rush

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Is it a fact (as I have observed) that women just can’t understand Rush?
By DR. LOVEMONKEY  |  February 14, 2008

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Sticky situation

Dr. Lovemonkey
My so-called friends immediately started on me — “Pocketful o’ Paste,” “Old Glue-Dick,” etc.
By DR. LOVEMONKEY  |  February 06, 2008

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Quite a sight

Dr. Lovemonkey
Last week, I was sitting and waiting to be served at the Registry of Motor Vehicles when I noticed a woman waiting there who was wearing a rather low-cut dress.
By DR. LOVEMONKEY  |  January 22, 2008

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The big ask

Ask Dr. Lovemonkey
A woman at my workplace regularly solicits donations for a variety of charities.
By DR. LOVEMONKEY  |  January 17, 2008

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Sexual personae

Dr. Lovemonkey
He has a number of Internet screen names, all of which are blatantly sexual.
By DR. LOVEMONKEY  |  January 08, 2008

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Feathered, not fun

Dr. Lovemonkey
My mother passed away last summer, and she left me her parrot, Chuckles.
By DR. LOVEMONKEY  |  December 28, 2007

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Call in the lawyers

Dr. Lovemonkey
In last week’s reply to “Feeling Terrible,” who’s engaged to marry the “man of the house,” you omitted an elegant solution.
By DR. LOVEMONKEY  |  December 13, 2007

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Blonde ambition

Dr. Lovemonkey
My sister told me that my bride-to-be said she could not be part of the wedding party because only blondes can take part.
By DR. LOVEMONKEY  |  November 28, 2007

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South of the border

Dr. Lovemonkey
Do you know anyplace where I can get a safe liposuction treatment for under $500?
By DR. LOVEMONKEY  |  November 19, 2007

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Bumpy roads

Dr. Lovemonkey
I’m afraid that this will go badly if I tell him about the divorce.
By DR. LOVEMONKEY  |  November 14, 2007

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For kid’s sake

Dr. Lovemonkey
We had a baby together, and although I love the new guy, I am not in love with him.
By DR. LOVEMONKEY  |  November 07, 2007

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Dark thoughts

Dr. Lovemonkey
Is this world so WITHOUT love? If so, I might just kill myself!
By DR. LOVEMONKEY  |  November 01, 2007

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Feeling forgotten

Dr. Lovemonkey
I have been married for many years and feel very alone and depressed at times, because my husband is hardly ever home.
By DR. LOVEMONKEY  |  October 25, 2007

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Mind the gap

Dr. Lovemonkey
I really like him, but my parents are very unhappy.
By DR. LOVEMONKEY  |  October 18, 2007

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Bottom scrapper

Dr. Lovemonkey
Dr. Lovemonkey frequently picks up his beer and moves to the other end of the bar (where you can frequently find a generous sampling of people with low self-esteem).
By DR. LOVEMONKEY  |  October 11, 2007

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Watchful eye

Dr. Lovemonkey
Mention that you generally get so engrossed in your newspaper that you don’t feel prepared to stand guard over their laptop.
By DR. LOVEMONKEY  |  October 01, 2007

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Young adults

Dr. Lovemonkey
There is a family in our town where the parents seem to be friends with all the teenagers.
By DR. LOVEMONKEY  |  September 26, 2007

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Play it slow

Dr. Lovemonkey
Can a girl get pregnant if she had her underwear on? This may sound silly, but your answer is very important to me.
By DR. LOVEMONKEY  |  September 17, 2007
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