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Dr. Lovemonkey

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Go balls deep

Dr. Lovemonkey
I understand from a friend that you can tell if a man has recently had sex by checking his testicles.
By DR. LOVEMONKEY  |  March 28, 2007

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Playing the field

Dr. Lovemonkey
There are about four or five guys who I could be seeing — and frankly, I’m interested in all of them.
By DR. LOVEMONKEY  |  March 07, 2007

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Charles in charge

Dr. Lovemonkey
Charles is a wonderful painter, but he was painting a nude woman when I came home one day last week.
By DR. LOVEMONKEY  |  February 28, 2007

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Values voter

Dr. Lovemonkey
I am looking for a guy who is tall, handsome, has graduated from a prestigious school, makes a good deal of money, and doesn’t have kids but desperately wants to have them with me.
By DR. LOVEMONKEY  |  February 06, 2007

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Unwise guy

Dr. Lovemonkey
If you think that your former girlfriend was totally unaware of what this guy did for a living, you are as dumb as you sound.
By DR. LOVEMONKEY  |  January 31, 2007

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Correspondence course

Dr. Lovemonkey
Dear Dr. Lovemonkey, I’ve been carrying on an e-mail relationship with a woman in Eastern Europe for the past three months
By DR. LOVEMONKEY  |  January 17, 2007

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Use your head

Dr. Lovemonkey
Well, I’ve liked this guy for about a year — and I know he knows — but he says the only way he’d go out with me is if I give him head!
By DR. LOVEMONKEY  |  January 09, 2007

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Warning signs

Dr. Lovemonkey
Dear Dr. Lovemonkey, In seeing a woman for a couple of months I’m starting to notice some strange things.
By DR. LOVEMONKEY  |  December 20, 2006

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Hairball

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Dear Dr. Lovemonkey, I’ve been going to the same hairdresser for almost five years.
By DR. LOVEMONKEY  |  December 12, 2006

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Man on pause

Dr. Lovemonkey
Dear Dr. Lovemonkey, Despite his ambiguity, I fell in love with him a while ago, and truly believe that we are soul mates.
By DR. LOVEMONKEY  |  December 05, 2006

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Assess the cost

Dr. Lovemonkey
Dear Dr. Lovemonkey, My best friend broke up with his girlfriend a couple of months ago, and since I have always had a thing about her, I’m thinking about asking her out.
By DR. LOVEMONKEY  |  November 28, 2006

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Which way to go?

Dr. Lovemonkey
Dear Dr. Lovemonkey, I am dating my best friend.
By DR. LOVEMONKEY  |  November 20, 2006

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Incriminating evidence

Dr. Lovemonkey
Dear Dr. Lovemonkey, I was visiting with friends of mine about a week ago and they showed me some photos of their recent vacation, included shots of a lot of other couples that they had met.
By DR. LOVEMONKEY  |  November 13, 2006

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Be slow

Dr. Lovemonkey
Dear Dr. Lovemonkey, Five years ago, I had a relationship with a woman that lasted about a year-and-a-half.
By DR. LOVEMONKEY  |  November 08, 2006

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Slow yourself down

Dr. Lovemonkey
Dear Dr. Lovemonkey, I just met someone who is very nice, but she has a severe problem with stuttering.
By DR. LOVEMONKEY  |  October 31, 2006

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Unlucky number

Dr. Lovemonkey
Dear Dr. Lovemonkey, My boyfriend gets very worked up whenever there is a Powerball drawing. We sit around and talk about what we’re going to do with the winnings.
By DR. LOVEMONKEY  |  October 25, 2006

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Get together

Dr. Lovemonkey
Dear Dr. Lovemonkey, I’ve recently been introduced to a guy, “Todd.” We attend the same college, and he lives across the street from me.
By DR. LOVEMONKEY  |  October 18, 2006

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Got backbone?

Dr. Lovemonkey
Dear Dr. Lovemonkey, My boyfriend and I went together for a couple of years.
By DR. LOVEMONKEY  |  October 11, 2006

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Glitter and fade

Dr. Lovemonkey
Dear Dr. Lovemonkey, I recently stopped seeing an ardent admirer, who, over the last six months, had given me a few very nice pieces of jewelry.
By DR. LOVEMONKEY  |  October 04, 2006

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The Friend Zone

Dr. Lovemonkey
I’ve been friendly with a woman at work for almost a year, a woman who I am really taken with.
By DR. LOVEMONKEY  |  September 27, 2006
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