FAT RAM’S PUMPKIN TATTOO wins the category again. Ram has been tattooing since the 1980s, and he’s a grad of the School of the Museum of Fine Arts, so his ink is true artistry. Select your own design once you get there, or take advantage of Ram’s talented staff, who can help you create and customize your body’s own identifying mark. Make an appointment, but for God’s sake, don’t succumb to the cheeseball allure of an Asian character tattooed on the small of your back.

FAT RAM’S PUMPKIN TATTOO | 380 Centre Street, Jamaica Plain | 617.522.6444 | fatramtat-too.com