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Featured in 8/14/2009 issue:


"Everybody Loves Lucy" ****½  

Produced by Hustler, Directed by Jerome Tanner

Get transported back in time with the ultimate "I Love Lucy" parody gone wild, "Everybody Loves Lucy"! The cutesy Audrey Hollander appears to be classy, yet sassy.. and she becomes a complete slut! In the first scene, she awakens with a mysteriously deviant tattoo, and throughout the film we find out how she acquired it. Hot scenes include: Ricky learning ‘more than words' at his English lesson, Lucy being served a ‘hot' dinner by her waitress, an alien invasion that turns into a double team with DP, and a showgirl at Ricky's club that gives and gets some pre-performance action! The grand finale, of course, shows how curious Lucy is up to shenanigans with Ethel during their girls' night out. They end up at Ricky's Havana Club, which, as it turns out, is really a swingers' party! Ricky happily introduces his wife and Ethel, and as they wonder what they've gotten themselves into, he tells them that they are going to be the main act of the show. They get their threesome action going right on stage! A hilarious flick with a good dose of sexual exploratory twosomes, threesomes, and moresomes in all kinds of positions and penetrations, "Everybody Loves Lucy" gets rated highly on both the story and sex!   

"Wet & Wild in Rio" **½   

Produced by Wicked Pictures, Directed by Jonathan Morgan

Grab your swimsuits, you're gonna get wet! These all-natural getaway spots include only the hottest Brazilian beauties to help you truly indulge. Wicked Pictures tends to have the hottest films, and they gave us tanned, toned and tantalizing couples that do it with desire and passion, whether at the beach or on a boat. It gets straight to the point, and while it does not have much of a plotline, it gives an explosion of eye candy in high definition. With the Portuguese speaking porn stars there is really less talk and more action.  So, if you are looking for straight up hard core sex on the shores of Brazil, then this is for you!

*Brought to you by Ariola Luscious*

Featured in 8/7/2009 issue:

 

"MB2 / Mobster's Ball 2" **** ½

Produced by Wicked Pictures, Directed by Brad Armstrong

They're back and ready for action in this old-time mobster spoof! To start us off, Jessica Drake investigates the scene of a crime, then ravages the detective and cop, showing them who's boss as she sucks their hard cocks while getting fucked one at a time as her mouth is simultaneously filled. Miss Mikayla Mendez then appears, getting her ‘official' suit tailored, and while she's assured of a perfect fit, it's no wonder why the man servicing her would rather see her with her clothes off. As we take in the succulent action, Mikayla gives us what we've all been longing for as she shows us what she's got! After this, we're taken to court where Kaylani Lei appears as a steamily hot judge who plays out a fantasy scene of fucking on the podium. As they contest, we get to see Kaylani in all her glory as she tears off her judge gown, showing off a hot corset, and get taken by the men on trial. Soon after, Alektra Blue appears upset as a caught bandit, but as she gets her picture taken she seduces the photographer, and instead of making her go on trial, he uncuffs her and she gives him a wild time! Kirsten Price follows up, displaying her sexy self by the old time shoe shiner. As she captivates the businessman by giving him a thorough shine with her magic touch, he is taken by her sensuality and ends up giving her his nice cock to suck ‘n fuck. For the final round, all of the ladies get in on the action at the poker table where everyone ends up as a winner! The all out orgy really adds a nice final touch to this sequence of titillating mobster crimes. Light on the dialogue, and heavy on the action, this porn gets a red hot thumbs up if you're looking for some sexy, hard core fantasy-induced adventures.

"You & Us" **** ½

Produced by Digital Playground, A Celeste Capture

Is sex more satisfying when twisted with sheer lust or with passion that leads to love? We explore the possibilities with "You & Us". To start us off, Angelina Armani wants to take her relationship to the next level, but as she satisfies her partner with a fiercely pleasurable b.j., ultimately, he leaves her. This interaction shadows what's to come. We see Katsuni at a bar, laying her heart out about past lovers who have harmed her, whilst the man listening to her woes provides the words to get her to succumb to his desires, allowing an escape from her past. A series of interactions entail at the bar. The bartender seduces Madison Ivy who gives her much more than the drink she requested. Upon completion, Nikki Benz asks the bartender "will you be serving nuts?" and while he says "no", she requests a cocktail. She ends up getting her surprise ‘cock'tail from another guy at the bar! After all this, we see Katsuni in her room, and a lonely man comes over that ends up showing her a beautiful time. Set in a drama format, it pieces together in a round about way and gives a more in depth plot than most porns. An inspiring piece that shows sex in many forms, we get to experience a sensual menagerie to appease a wide palette of tastes, no matter how big your appetite may be. While the entry scene may have been erotic in its hard core manner, the passion embraced in the end is far more expressive.

*Brought to you by Ariola Luscious*


Featured in 7/24/2009 issue:

"Not The Cosby's XXX" *****

Produced by Hustler's LFP Video/X-Play - Scott David & Jeff Mullen

A poignant rendition of "The Cosby Show" in all of its XXX glory! This ‘episode' depicts Denise as a curious girl who's on the verge of entering womanhood. The Cosby family thrives on preaching strong values, but Denise is also friends with some of the biggest sluts in high school! Denise's initial solo scene gets us warmed up for what's to come. When she arrives at the slumber party with her boyfriend Malik, who's been ‘pressuring' her to satisfy him sexually, she realizes it is a co-ed party, which makes her uncomfortable. She leaves, but Malik joins right in with his monster cock for what becomes a seven person orgy! When Denise's brother Theo and friend ‘Cockroach' hear about the party, they give their Knick's tickets to Mr. & Mrs. Cosby so they can go join in the action! They seem nervous, but Theo decides it's a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity so he gets it on with a girl who's a dancer at "Will's Peep Show". While everyone leaves to go skinny dipping, they play and we get a hot P.O.V. shot of her licking his giant chocolate stick, and then he fills her tight pussy! Back at home, Mrs. Cosby gives her hubby a ‘special gift' since he agreed to go check out Hillman College with Denise. As they visit the campus and dorm, Mr. Cosby leaves so Mrs. Cosby can give a sex talk to Denise. Only, she starts reminiscing over a hunky Brit called "Boom Boom" who she had a fling with in college in that very dorm room - the reenactment in retro style is totally hot! During this time, Cockroach goes to find Theo but finds his sister instead, and they end up playing a very hot game of "Spin the Bottle!" Later on, Denise has Patrick, a senior she met at Hillman, visit her while she's home alone, and she's determined that he'll help her lose her virginity. At first he isn't sure why she wants him, but he takes advantage of the situation and after she takes him upstairs, he wants her to ‘do it' in her parent's room and she ravages him! Her parents and family come home right at the end when she's giving him a final lick, and that makes for an incredibly amusing finale! All in all, this is a well put together parody full of hilarious moments and hard core action to keep you thoroughly indulged and the laughter coming.

"FORNIC-ASIAN" ****

Produced by Wicked Pictures, Directed by Brad Armstrong

A highly interactive and exotic porn awaits you!  Kaylani Lei plays to what she knows her audience wants and needs. You can choose to get a taste of traditional Asian Persuasion, but she'd rather just give you some hot, raw hard core sex. No pristine geisha girl or sushi-covered body for you! No, you get Kaylani fucking herself to her heart's content before she gets some interaction with some sexy men who give her all the cock she needs! She first indulges in Rocco Reed, and then takes on Brad Armstrong with some BDSM play. In the dark dungeon, while they play with chains, another girl enters in for three-way action! After this, we watch as the next hot Asian woman sits, tied and blindfolded in her chair as she is taken by another lusty lady who provides her with total pleasure at she takes advantage of her subject and ravishes her with a clear dildo. The next object of the orient waits in her corset and fishnets, while Tommy Gunn comes to provide her with anal stimulation and then another guy takes her as well. Next, we see Kaylani cooling herself off in a stream of water, and while she's getting wet, a guy is there to satisfy her in the Jacuzzi. As the videographer pans the room, we then see another onlooker on in the corner arousing herself.. until she can't stand it anymore and joins right in! While this could finish us all off right then and there, we get to indulge in one more hot sex scene that should take you to your final completion. Kaylani may want to give you pure carnal sex, but we do get a taste of spicy Asian flavor in "FORNIC-ASIAN"!

"Twinkie Pool Party" **½ 

Produced by Pacific Sun, Directed by Edward James

Get ready for some real fun in the sun. With a splash of excitement, these ‘pool boys' play with each other in more ways than one! We watch the group play in the pool, and as they get out, two-by-two we watch them go indoors to chill out for a while after the pool party is over. It gets to be pretty serious business as they all seem to get it on and get off quickly, but enjoy the journey to completion. These ‘twinks' are actually quite sexy and they seem to be really into each other! It's a bit anti-climactic if you wanted to see them really get it on in the pool. However, if you're looking to cool yourself off after a hot summer day of play, this will get you to relax and enjoy. These guys certainly do a have a good time while they're cooling off, and so will you!  

*Brought to you by Ariola Luscious*

Featured in 7/17/2009 issue:


"Bear Club for Men" ***½ 

Produced by Pacific Sun, Directed by Paul Barresi

The "Bear Club for Men" is the place for bears to join in as members and cum out with a grin. At first, Josh West relaxes after work with a big, hot, beefy Latino - Roman Anthony. As Roman lays in the modern lounge, he awaits as Josh comes in, gets stripped of his corporate suit, and spends little time before giving of his cock to get down to some real business! Next, Dr. Mark Slade meets his sexy stallion, Park Whiley, who gives a warm welcome wearing nothing but a tie. It's just what the doctor ordered: raw, steamy sex!  After this, Dillon Press has got a special order with a dominating dude, Freddie Resik. Both give all they got in their hot leather, bdsm gear; these guys are real hot and ready for hard core action! Next up, Leed Scott enters wearing a tux after having dropped his wife off at a dinner party.  He's ready for bear Anthony Mengetti who's waiting for him in the other room. They don't waste any time getting down ‘n dirty with each other. Upon climax Anthony asks, "Are you ready for my nut?", and Leed replies, "Oh yeah...!" All in all, if you're into bears, then this high quality film will bring you all the action that you've been longing for.

 

"Barely Legal: Virgin Stories" ***

Produced by Hustler, Directed by Will Ryder

These p.y.t.'s tell us their ‘virgin stories' and show how good they are at having sex now. Michelle Avanti starts us off with her story; she went to the dance, followed by an after party with her hot date that pounded her on a pool table! Next, cute Cali Cassidy comes in dressed in pink, blonde pony tails, and tells us about her first time with a boyfriend who was also a virgin. At a party, they get a room; she got all wet as he ‘broke her in' with his massive member. After this, Honey Dejour talks about getting fucked as she gets off the school bus and into a guy's car for a wild ride! Complete with braces, this school girl tells all, and then shows us how good she can fuck. Veronika Vixen then explains how she ditched study hall to go have sex with her boyfriend. They go to her best friend's house and get caught having sex in the parent's bedroom by her friend's father! While she gives details of the cherry poppin', she teases us and then gets fucked. For the finale, Madison Scott, a cute blonde girl who didn't know much about sex had her first time with an older guy with a huge cock at an elementary school playground! She then finds herself some cock to enjoy since she got herself worked up telling her story. While an actual ‘simulation' of the experience would have provided tastier sex scenes, at least the stories before the action we see are intriguingly sexy.

*Brought to you by Ariola Luscious*

Featured in 7/10/2009 issue:

 

"Big Sausage Pizza - 18" ****½

Produced by Play Boy's Cinema Play Entertainment

"Big Sausage Pizza" may look like your typical pizza delivery service, but these guys go above and beyond the call.  This delectable pizza porn is all about the hunks of nice, big juicy sausages that are delivered hot and fresh for special ladies!  As part of training, a cameraman comes around for ‘quality control' to assure that each customer is satisfied by their big sausage pizza.  Going with the classic theme, the meaty sausages are brought to these chicks right through the center of each pizza.  As some of the ladies being delivered the special pizza act surprised, it's pretty funny to see their reactions and what they end up doing.  They all seem very hungry, and they mostly don't mind indulging in the free big sausage pizza specials when their husbands and boyfriends aren't home.  We get a hot P.O.V. shot of each girl as they get a taste of the sausage, and then later the pizza disappears as each customer gets thoroughly satisfied by being able to take in all of the meat that comes complete with a special, tasty cream sauce that the they get to lick up to the very last drop.  We get to sample a variety of Italian's finest pizza boys who just so happen to deliver their sumptuous sausage pizzas to the most busty blondes and brunettes around.  While the cameraman always seems to want to get involved, it's usually the delivery boy who gets the full satisfaction of having his sausage eaten.  For a refreshingly fun and hot porn, this one's served up special, just for you!

"Naughty Nannies"  ****

Produced by Hustler, Directed by Matti Klatt

These babysitters are bangin' hot, and they like to bang the babes they get to care for!  Fulfilling every guy's naughty fantasy, Hustler brings you some of the sexiest pornstars of today to help you truly indulge!  The nanny services send over Arianna Armani to Rocco Reed, in a job where she helps him to get over his shyness with girls, and she certainly fulfills that for him.  Next up, we see Dana Dearmond who has already put the kids to sleep and the father who is an ‘open relationship' with his wife gets time to indulge in other services that she has to offer!  The next sitters, Jessie Alba and Georgia Jones, have wandered off during a break from work, and have fun with each other by the poolside - these girls are definitely ‘scissor sitters'!  The next totally naughty nanny, Kristina Rose, took the kids off to summer camp, and now she and the kids' father have the house all to themselves, and she is more than ready to take care of more than just the kids!  Britney Amber is next up as she awaits to get picked up for her job, and the father coming to get her says he is quite pleased with what the agency sent him - she says she aims to please, and gives him lots of action.  It's got hot girls and loads of hard core action to fulfill your secret fantasy for sure, but be forewarned - the story line isn't quite cohesive for those looking for some plot with their porn.

"Lost at Sea" 1-2, Shore Leave / Cabin Fever ***½

Produced by Diamond Pictures, Distributed by Pacific Sun Entertainment

Here's a fine packet of discs featuring hot, hard-bodies, with thick rods that need to be sucked and fucked!  These sailors with thick accents, sexy uniforms, and masculine sensibility are much ‘tighter' than your typical ship crew.  Sailing the seas with dignity, they go where ‘no man has gone before'.. or so it seems.  In the first film, we see a guy polishing the deck and his friend says he'd like his cock polished too, so he obliges to the task.  Then, after another guy shaves, he is ready for a sexy in-cabin ‘date', which gets the viewer even more in the mood.  At this point, the story starts to take off as another couple of guys start fucking on the deck, despite the fact they were supposed to be steering the ship.  Later on, the Captain gets pissed at this and tells his co-captain of the punishment: no shore leave.  But when his best mate says he'll be so horny if they don't get to shore, the main captain relieves him of any distress caused, right there on the deck.  Upon announcing to all of the crew about the official punishment, all the crew members act like they get mad at the culprits, but they all do well in the end because they just "rape" the bastards until everyone gets off!  This first disc is more plot-intensive, while the second one merely displays the guys showing off their bodies and packages with sexy solo scenes.  The final dvd gives us the extra goods that entail with the ‘behind the scenes' take on the film, as well as extra cum-filled pictures to make sure to really get you guys off!

*Brought to you by Ariola Luscious*

Featured in 7/3/2009 issue:

 

"Jesse Jane: Atomic Tease" *****

Produced by Digital Playground, A Celeste Capture, http://www.digitalplayground.com/

"Jesse Jane: Atomic Tease" is the hot, new release featuring the top adult star in the world.  It's a tribute to the burlesque style teasing of the Betty Page era, complete with stockings and corsets.  In this film, they've nixed the tassels, but bring you the total style of gorgeous curls, makeup and dress that helps to accentuate each girl's most tempting assets.  Created by Celeste, "Atomic Tease" is a series of vignettes put to jazzy music that shows us the tempting art of sexual tease at its best.  Jesse Jane stars in three erotic scenes where she seduces her guys in a most playful manner.  As a sex goddess, Jesse Jane always ends up getting what she wants.  Madison Scott, as another sexy blonde diva, Kiki Vidis as a ravishing redhead, and Daisy Marie as the beautiful brunette, all get to have their own strip tease that turns into sensually hard core sex with their muscle-clad men.  We are reminded of a golden era where tease is the key to turning guys on before taking it all off and getting it on.  Showing off every curve, each girl gives us what we enjoy the most: the succulent appetizer that comes before the main entrée, and before we get to taste the sweet dessert. 

                                                                                                                    *Brought to you by Ariola Luscious*


Featured in 6/26/2009 issue:

 

"House of Wicked" *****

Produced by Wicked Pictures, Directed by Brad Armstrong, http://www.wickedpictures.com/

For the first time ever, all of the Wicked Pictures superstars have come together to bring us the most spectacular show of sexual intensity ever!  Full of fashion and deviance, each girl depicts herself in a way that best suits her own personality and style.  In a surprise opener, we watch Kirsten Price as a ‘prep-school' girl turned naughty when she experiences her first full-on threesome with two guys!  Next, Jessica Drake marvels us with her hot ‘heavy metal' biker chick get up and attitude, as she one ups Kirsten with adding a 3rd guy to get all of the action in a mini-gang bang.  Kaylani Lei then takes us on a trip to the Far East with her ‘Asian Flair' as she gets to take on a giant monster cock.  We then travel on for some ‘Wild West' action with Stormy Daniels, as she finds herself a cowboy to give her a real wild ride!  Next up, Alektra Blue shows us that she likes it rough with her ‘skater chic' sensibility as she takes on more than one guy at the same time!  The final star, Mikayla Mendez is all about ‘the club scene' as she rocks out to the grooves, and gets her own groove on with the hottest guy to enter the ‘House of Wicked', Derrick Pierce.  While we get a very juicy sex scene from each of Wicked Picture's hottest contract stars, nothing will stimulate your senses more than the grand finale: a sex scene amongst all of the girls, as they explore each other with their tongues, vibrators, and ‘sword dildos'.  This premier exhibition that displays the talent and stunning qualities of each of our favorite statuesque porn stars will surely keep you enthralled!                                                                  

                                                                                      *Brought to you by Ariola Luscious*


"Twinked #2" **

Produced by His, Directed by Alex de Large, http://www.vcapictures.com/

Brazilian boys in their bikini bottoms, ready to give and take it up the ass to their heart's content!  Get comfy in your seat as they suck ‘n fuck in the most random of places in the great outdoors.  Their balls bulge out of their tight underwear as the guys take only moments to get from 1st base to a home run - they all score big and seem to have a blast doing it!  They get intimate and cum with passion that will make the gayest of guys out there full of pride for sure.  So, if you'd like to get down with some ‘twinks' that are into all the action, then take a trip to Brazil and experience the most intimate of moments out in the wild!

                                                                                *Brought to you by Ariola Luscious*

Featured in 6/19/2009 issue:

            

#1 Porn Star Jesse Jane®, Digital Playground Contract Star, Tells Her Story!

A "sweet lil' country gal" from Oklahoma, Jesse Jane isn't your typical ‘farmer's daughter'.  With a drive to be successful and a passion for expressing her sexuality, Jesse Jane started off on the right foot early on.  At 17 she worked at ‘Hooters' as district manager and modeled for ‘Hawaiian Tropics'.  She wanted something more though, so at 22 she went on a mission to fulfill her calling in life: to become a famous sex symbol.  Entering into the world of porn, she became an instant star.  While most girls entering the porn industry try it out at first, Jesse knew this was right for her so she dove right in, and did great!  Needless to say, she's become a top-rated porn star, receiving numerous awards, and winning the hearts of many fans. 

Here's a Q&A session- an up close & personal encounter with Jesse Jane:

What were your friends' and family's reactions like when you said you were going to be in porn?

I'm very blunt, so I told them, and they were upset at first, but then got over it.  They figure I handle it in a business-like manner and am making the right decision for myself.  My friends are pretty supportive.  I've been working as a contract star mostly with Digital Playground for about 5 years by now.

What is your work/life balance like?

I typically produce five films a year.  "Pirates I & II" took a month to make each.  Comedies like "Nurses" and "Cheerleaders" take approx. a week to make, while vignettes like "Atomic Tease" take only a couple of days.  To keep myself in shape, I walk and do crunches, but I bulk up too much if I work out too hard.  When I'm not working or working out, I hang out with friends, go to sporting events, travel, and relax at the spa.   

Do you live a lifestyle of the ‘rich and famous'?

I party a lot with people like Hugh Hefner, and I promote myself at events.  I do well for myself financially, but I don't spend my money too frivolously on Prada bags, etc.  I live in a nice big house, and I have my ‘toys' like a BMW, but I'm conscious with my money - it's good to enjoy life and plan for the future.

What have you been working on most recently and what awards have you won?

My latest films have been "Atomic Tease", "Nurses", "Pirates II: Stagnetti's Revenge", "Cheerleaders", "Kiss Kiss", and "Heat".  Recently, I received an AVN award for best girl/girl scene with Belladonna in "Pirates II".  I was honored with ‘Best U.S. Actress' several years in a row at Berlin's Venus Show - the 2nd largest adult expo in the world after AVN.  I'm currently up for ‘Best Female Star' and ‘Hottest Body' at the Fame Awards. 

Who are your favorite co-stars to work with and what is your favorite kind of film to produce?

I enjoy working with Belladonna, especially when we co-starred in the Pirates movies - she's very feisty and a lot of fun!  On a more personal level, I hang out with Riley Steele - she's a lot like me and I helped her get into the business.  Her first scene ever was for 'Pirates II' which is an amazing debut.  Our first scene together was in ‘Nurses'; it was so hot!  My favorite movie to be in was "Island Fever 4", since it was like a paid vacation - we got to go snorkeling, hang out, and have hot sex in Bali and the Caribbean!

Who do you like to have sex with the most in your films and what's your favorite sex position?

Evan Stone, Scott Nails, and Manuel Ferrara are my favorites.  Evan is fun and intense, and I know that Scott and Manuel will give it to me hard and good, and get all sweaty!  My favorite position is the reverse cowgirl, because I like to take control, bounce and show off as it hits my g-spot and makes me come!

What is your ‘fetish' if you have any?

I love to be dominant, and I get to show it in every movie except for "The Story of J".  I could barely handle being submissive in that film - it made me teary when I was whipped and controlled.  What is my true ‘fetish' is when I can indulge in playing games and being rough.  My biggest turn on is eyes and when I can tease and be seduced - it's enough to really get me going and make me ready for action!

What is your love life like - are there any relationships?

I've been married for four years to another porn star - his name is Rich.  We met through another friend, and we started hanging out and had a bit of ‘rebound' sex which ultimately turned into much more.  We're very understanding of each other's being in porn of course, and we have sex every day.  He's never been on film with me though because he's 6'9" and I'm 5'2" so the height difference wouldn't work out on film. 

Where do you see yourself in about 10-20 years?

I think my filming will end in five years, and then I'll promote my sex toy line and aerobics videos more.  As I said, I like to keep active and have fun - I'm sure I'll always have something interesting to keep me going!

   Want to get to know Jesse Jane more? Go to http://www.jessejane.com/  & http://www.digitalplayground.com/ for all of her pictures & info.! 

"Images of Jesse Jane® Courtesy of DigitalPlayground.com"

*Spotlight interview brought to you by Ariola Luscious!*

Featured in 6/12/2009 issue:

 

"This Ain't Star Trek XXX: This is a Parody" *****

Produced by Hustler, Directed by Axel Braun, http://www.hustler.com/

Hustler proves you don't have to be a rocket scientist to create a sci-fi film of epic proportions!  Director Axel Braun steers the fleet of a well-crafted spaceship and dynamic crew that ‘looks like the real thing'.  You'll be enamored as they "boldly go there..." while observing hot alien encounters that are out of this world!  With Evan Stone as Captain Kirk, Tony DeSergio as Mr. Spock, Jada Fire as Uhuru, and other hot pornstars, you'll want to get to know the crew beyond their roles on the ship.  Filled with hilarious encounters, we get all of the action we could ever want!  At first we see Jenna Haze taking on Dr. Spock, challenging his half-human, half-vulcan background - will he succumb to pure sexual bliss?  We then see Sasha Grey playing a Vulcan who is stricken with the ‘sickness' and has to fuck the captain to relieve herself.  During all of this, while Nick Manning is going to take over everything with his super powers, he ends up charming Aurora Snow and they ‘get it on' together.  As the virus spreads, Codi Carmichael gets it and needs to cure herself with an endorphin rush - she plays with her vibrator, which leads to hard-core fucking.  As the whole spaceship soon gets contaminated with the "PSI 2000 Virus", panic arises as their eyes turn crazy colors.  They know they need to fuck now, so Jada Fire takes on both Captain Kirk and Dr. Spock in what is a great finale to finish you off good!  For an amazing blast off to the world beyond, "The Ain't Star Trek XXX" will surely bring you pure satisfaction!    

"The Story of J" ****½

Produced by Digital Playground, Directed by Sam & Joone, http://www.digitalplayground.com/

A silent film with a real story to it, "The Story of J" is a sexual odyssey that explores the relationship between dominance and submission.  As the tale is told through prompt sheets and operatic music with classical dress and décor, we get a sense of richness and a boudoir-style show.  The scintillating Jesse Jane shows herself off in a whole new way - it's her only movie where she's a sub.  The other "J" characters - Jana Cova, Justine, Jacqueline, Jelena Jensen, and Jassie - play along with Jesse's sexplorations.  Jesse Jane has been requested by her lover to indulge in her appetite for sheer pleasure by getting a taste of various types of sexual scenarios.  With plenty of bondage, flogging, and twists such as cutting through corsets with a knife and drinking cum out of a glass, we indulge in some of the most titillating acts that bring pleasure through pain.  Whether the rest of the "J" girls tease Jesse Jane's body or she gives into her master and other men, the one thing that is consistent is how much Jesse Jane gets the spotlight.  She shows us in the end who is really ‘boss' with her wonderfully smooth and sensual body that is the central focus throughout. 

"Real Girlfriends" ***½ 

Produced by Hustler, Directed by Rod Fantana, http://www.hustler.com/

"Real Girlfriends" gives us a real peek at relationships and sex between women.  We go from romantic to hard core within minutes, but the sweet, succulent beauties have a soft touch and give each other all that they want and need.  Darryl Hannah and Nicolette start us off with a walk on the beach, and discuss moving in together - they rejoice by making out that leads to hot 69ing and ‘scissor action'!  Desire Moore and Chrissy Cane end up having themselves a photoshoot that turns into a sexy playtime!  Next, Silvana Ricci helps her friend Phoenix feel better by giving her milk and cookies.. and a bit of lovin' with that!  Next up, Max Mikita's asshole boyfriend takes her and a friend hiking up the mountain - only when they get to the top, Marley Mason lures Max in by saying she's much nicer and sexier, so they get it on to spite him!  Last but not least, muscle-builder Cori Gates gets a sensual massage from her friend Marina Maywood that turns into a hot fucking session on the massage table!  Overall, it's a treat to see more realistic scenarios of why girls sometimes make the best lovers for each other - you're sure to enjoy it also!   

*Brought to you by Ariola Luscious*

Featured in 6/5/2009 issue:

"Cheerleaders" *****

Produced by Digital Playground, Directed by Robby D. http://www.digitalplayground.com/

Full of intense sex by the hottest girls in ‘far out' circumstances, this film will surely entertain you!  Throughout the film, the cheerleading team is in the locker room playing truth or dare.  As they play, stories emerge that engage us in interesting sex scenes.  The first ‘truth' question unravels how Jesse Jane seduces Memphis Monroe's boyfriend.  To retaliate, Jesse accuses Memphis of shooting porn with two guys at the same time that her boy was cheating on her anyway!  After this, Priya Rai is accused of ‘fucking' the freshman on their team, so she tells her cool story of how the ‘frosh', Shawna Lenee, was a virgin and never saw a cock before, so Priya let her share her boyfriend for a wild threesome.  Later on, Shay Jordan was accused of fucking the coach, but we realize that she was just part of an orgy amongst 3 couples while in detention with him!  After this, Stoya is approached since she's so quiet; she tells them about how teammate Brianna Love got her into a situation where she ended up cheating on the guy she was engaged to.  She was sad because she broke up with him, but now she is more a part of the ‘dream team' and enjoying every moment of it!  Filled intermittently with dares of these girls doing hot sexual acts to each other right there in the locker room, by the end of the game, these girls are horny for some real action, so they have themselves a lesbo-fuck fest gone wild!  "Cheerleaders" has 2 discs of action-packed hotness and this one gets ‘a big thumbs up' for originality.  While there's almost too much footage of sex, you can skip over some and go at your own pace - you won't want to miss too much of this film though, it is just that hot! 

"The Mikayla Chronicles" ****½

Produced by Wicked Pictures, Directed by Randy Spears http://www.wickedpictures.com/

Get ready for a trip to the wilderness that will make the Rockies seem like the most rockin' place ever!  Riding on their motorbike, in search of a place to start filming, Erica (Mikayla Mendez) and Rob (Randy Spears) run out of gas, and need to make camp before the sun sets.  While Rob is hopeful and says that ‘nature provides', Erica would rather get out of the ‘sticking fresh air' pronto!  The two settle in for a night of berry picking and squirrel trapping, while also telling stories by the fire to pass the time.  The sexy stories range from what Erica's best friend is doing with a new guy she picked up to Rob's experiences with his ex.  We get to see for ourselves the hot sex that entails with these stories, as well as with their co-workers at home who are too busy fucking to realize that Erica and Rob are missing.  Of course, Erica and Rob themselves have lustfully hot sex right by the fire.  For the grand finale, Tanya James and Marco Banderas are caught having some ‘all-natural' action, and then give Erica and Rob a lift in their van back to town.  All in all, you'll enjoy the light-hearted comedic drama-turned-porn that features lots of hot models fucking in the great outdoors.  Perfect to get you in the spirit of camping, and set the mood for adventures to come!

"Hustler XXX Number 31" ****

Produced by Hustler, Directed by Otto Bauer http://www.hustler.com/

If fetish is your thing, then you'd better be watching all of the Hustler XXX series!  This particular film takes place in the dungeon of a mistress that has her dirty little ‘whore' on a spinning wheel, while her slave must give of his cock.  Once the ‘whore' gets off the wheel and onto all fours, the slave fills her pussy, and then her ass, while the mistress proceeds to fill her to the max with a nice big strap-on, must eat up all of the cum, and then get right back into her cage!  The next ‘mistress' is a little less wicked, but appears dominant while she uses her fucking machine on another girl to get ready for the real thing.  When the man comes in, he is ready to give her ‘slut' his cock, and she and the mistress get into a hot threesome.  Later on, things lighten up with a bit of homemade pie in suburbia; the house hoar gets pounded, and then puts on her fetish gas mask on to ‘make her feel safe'.  While it's freaky, the guy keeps fucking her anyway!  Later on, a threesome happens in an office and then a ‘trailer slut' gets it on with a cop to get what she wants.  Overall, lots of hard core action with dirty, sexy people who know how to do BDSM right!

*Brought to you by Ariola Luscious*

Featured in 5/29/2009 issue:

 

"Island Fever 4" ****

Produced by Digital Playground, Directed by Joone - http://www.digitalplayground.com/

Indulge in a paradise of pleasure as you are taken to the shores of Bora Bora and the Bahamas!  With rhythmical island music and special effects to set the tone, we watch as each girl struts her stuff, showing off her hot tanned and toned figure.  Jesse Jane, Teagan Presley, Sophia Santi, and Jana Cova play with themselves as they frolic in the sand.  They then continue by either have passionate sex with each other or with a hot bronze, muscular man to show us the true meaning of carnal pleasure.  Intense sex is shown in a variety of ways to get the viewer hooked on the sultry women in action.  The first 2 dvds provide a plethora of luscious beauties in paradise, while the "behind the scenes" section on disc 3 shows the hilarious reality of the porn stars at play.  With all action and no talking, "Island Fever 4" was created so you find your way to sheer ecstasy!

"Girl Meets Boy" ****

Produced by Wicked Pictures, Directed by Jonathan Morgan - http://www.wickedpictures.com/

Do people need to have a quest for true love, or will love find them?  "Girl Meets Boy" takes us on a journey of how to find the ‘right one'.  We start off with Vanessa taking Aly (Alektra Blue) out to get over her man by getting under another one!  In a similar situation, Kurt (Tommy Gunn) is at the same club with his friend Jason.  We watch both Aly and Kurt's stories of hardship with their past experiences of being cheated on.  Both of their ‘would be fiancés' had given into lusty hookups and got caught in action (we get to watch all the hot action!).  Both Vanessa and Jason are depicted as crazy characters that come off as ‘cheesy', but sex-crazed; they end up on the dance floor with each other.  At the same time, Aly and Kurt find each other and decide to escape from the crazy party.  When he drops her off, Aly chooses to not hook up with Kurt on the first date.  He ends up surprising her, which leads to the grand finale scene of hard core, passionate sex.  All in all, this porn wins the prize for its unique way of showing the erotic encounters within the story.  There is hot sex, but the ‘corniness factor' may not appeal to the average porn viewer. 

 

"Down ‘n Dirty" **½

Produced by His, Directed by Alex de Large - http://www.vcapictures.com/

Let's get right to the point; let's get "Down ‘n Dirty"!  The Brazilian boys are back and ready for action!  Whether digging in the garden, fixing a car, painting the house, or working on construction and electrical wiring, one thing these guys all have in common is their need to do more than just work together on these ‘dirty' projects!  We get to watch as these guys meet each other at work, ‘take a break' to pound each other's tight holes and then spray each other with their creamy loads!  An intense amount of gay sex, Alex de Large once again shows us why the Brazilians do it best. 

*Brought to you by Ariola Luscious*

Featured in 5/22/2009 issue:

 

"Lifestyle" *****

Produced by Wicked Pictures, Directed by Stormy Daniels

Allison (Stormy Daniels) and Rick had a hot sex life before their children came along.  Sex started to resemble a chore rather than pleasure.  Instead of just ‘letting go', they attempt to revive the passion in bed.  Each time they try, however - whether it is role playing, modeling sexy clothes, watching porn together, or building a sex sling - brings about a hilarious twist that results in a ‘crash' ending! 

One day, Allison and Rick have dinner at their house with their friends Jackie (Kaylani Lei) and Chris.  Everything goes well, but the guests can't keep their hands off each other.  They ‘excuse' themselves from the table and go get it on in the laundry room!  While annoyed, Allison and Rick also realize they must have the ‘key' to keeping the ‘zest' of sex alive.  When confronted about it, Jackie and Chris are hesitant to discuss, but then invite them to their Lifestyle ‘meeting'. 

Desperate to keep their passion alive, Allison and Rick go to the ‘gathering'.. and find out it's an orgy!  They panic but don't want to be rude - so they stay, watch, and eventually realize this is the stimulation they need.  Over time, they get in on the hot action themselves!  Allison and Rick revived their relationship and become one with the lifestyle.  It is a happy ending for sure - and with all of the hot models, action, and ‘scenery' you'll have your own happy ending too!

"Contract Star" ****½

Produced by Digital Playground, Directed by Robby D.

Let's take a trip to Latino L.A. where the babes are bangin' - in more ways than one!  In this exciting and hilarious adventure, Maruca (Jesse Jane) and La Sad Eyes (Teagan Presley) team up to provide hot eye candy that translates into hard core action. 

Julio (Evan Stone) and Chuy (Eric Masterson) want to earn $5,000 posted in a pornstar search, so they ask Maruca to be in the film.  She's dating Julio and says she only wants to have sex with him.  Chuy hides in a closet to film them getting it on, and as we watch, we secretly know who's really getting ‘screwed' - Maruca!  Later, Chuy has a secret rendevouz with a stripper, and we get to see some hot action!  While he didn't talk the stripper into being in porn, he finds a ‘star' in another ‘puta' - a girl named La Sad Eyes.

The plot thickens when Maruca has an exciting ‘audition', and we watch while Julio waits for his girl.  The climax comes when we find out that both Maruca and La Sad Eyes get to star in the porn!  They have a hot lesbian encounter that will surely make any man hotter than Tabasco on chile!  This film has everything going for it: hot chicks and intense sex with a Latino twist.  You too will enjoy this all out Digital Playground fiesta!   

"Shock Jocks" **½

Produced by His, Directed by Alex de Large

These Brazillian jocks deliver creamy dreams cum true!  Whether suffering from a sports injury or cooling down from a work out, these guys help each other feel better in more ways than one!  They have the total package that gets them what they want, and they give of themselves generously.  Whether out in nature or in the bedroom, these guys go at it as the viewer indulges in lots of hard core action.  Whether the sport they play is as strenuous as soccer or as relaxing as ping pong, they all play tonsil hockey before they grab their balls for more action!  These "Schock Jocks" have their bases fully loaded and they know how to score a homer.  Only in Brazil, there is more butt-fucking than baseball - at least these guys know how to use their bangin' bodies!

*Brought to you by Ariola Luscious*

Featured in 5/15/2009 issue:

 

"This Ain't Happy Days XXX" *****

Produced by Hustler, Directed by Axel Braun

A hilarious, action-packed spoof on "Happy Days" is bustin' out soon, so get ready for good times! We start off with the ‘nerd patrol', Richie, Potsie, and Ralph who are at it again, at the diner trying to hit on the ladies. Frustrated, they turn to The Fonz for advice on how to score. His first lesson is observation: the guys get to see first hand how The Fonz gets the ladies. Cheerleaders are all over him within seconds in a hot threesome that goes on in the bathroom while the guys watch in amazement! There is all out fucking, anal action, and a "two for one" b.j. The Fonz gives a big thumbs up to that! After this, The Fonz teaches how to dress and act like him and goes over the rules of ‘H.N.C.' a.k.a. ‘How to Nail Chicks', and then they go get some "hands on practice". While Potsie and Ralph are still too shy, Richard ends up scoring big with his faux-Brooklyn mentality, and then gets the cheerleaders to meet up after the diner closes: he ends up getting a hot blow job by the jukebox! During all of this, another story has been developing where Richard's sister, Joanie, is trying to get a promise ring from Cha Chi, but she eventually finds out from Potsie and Ralph that he's been cheating on her. In her outrage she says she wants to have her virginity stolen so Cha Chi can't take it.. so she ends up in a threesome with her messengers! Later on, the parents start to worry about Richard's new attitude, so they meet with The Fonz to see if he can help get Richard back to normal. Only, when the father goes off to a meeting, the mother says she'll do anything to make sure that The Fonz makes her son better... and she ends up giving him way more than meatloaf! After leaving Joanie's room, Potsie and Ralph catch Richard's mom and The Fonz going at it in the living room. Soon enough, everyone sees The Fonz giving the MILF a cum-filled face for the grand finale! You will surely have a big grin when you view "This Ain't Happy Days XXX" - cum see it for yourself and get happy!

"Making Amends" *****

Produced by Wicked Pictures, Directed by Francois Clousot

A well made, seductive masterpiece, "Making Amends" is another classic Wicked Pictures film where the pornstars are hot, the videography is artistically designed, and there is a thoroughly intriguing plotline. We start with a story of a coldhearted boss and businessman, Sean (Randy Spears) that cheats on his wife with multiple women. The viewer gets to watch as he goes through life, digging himself into a hole of misery. All in a short period of time his secretary quits, and he gets kicked out of the house by his wife. He deals with his problems by going to fuck a girl, but then he ends up leaving her right after they finish, and she is pissed off. This compilation of drama makes him crack up and eventually he ends up getting into a big car accident. Only, when he gets out of the accident he seems to have a total turnaround in his life. He wants to make amends with people that have been important to him, and the people who are closest to him end up realizing he is trying to be genuine and they give him another chance. The ending has its own somber twist to it that makes one really think; you will have to see for yourself. This motion picture is well-made with its story as well as its sex scenes. Some of the hottest parts include: a girl-girl sex scene between Sean's wife Danika (Mikayla Mendez) and Brooke Banner who tries to make Danika feel better during her break up; a dirty hard-core sex scene between Randy Spears and Tori Black; as well as passionate fucking between Alektra Blue and Rocco Reed, and Kirsten Price with Brad Armstrong. You are sure to get your fill of the hottest stars that are going at it in sheer pleasure!

"Manhandled" **½

Produced by His, Directed by Alex de Large

Direct from Brazil, these Portuguese-speaking guys know what they want, and they get it! This fi lm starts us off with a fight that turns playful and they start in with their hot action on the grass. After this, we get to watch as a guy in a speedo lotions himself up to prepare for a dip in the pool, and when his friend comes along, they start doing it right on the lounger, on the table, and then on the ground until they cum with glory! Soon after, we get to watch a full out mud fight for some hot ‘n dirty action, and as they sensually hose each other off, they start to strip and get ready for some hot action that ensues when they are back at home and nicely cleaned up. The next boys playfully fight for the remote control and then instead of watching t.v., they find something more entertaining to do! The next pair of hotties get their groove on right in the great outdoors of the tropical rain forest. If you are looking for an adventure with plenty of "manhandling" that turns into sloppy b.j.'s and if packing it all in turns you on, then this one's for you!

*Brought to you by Ariola Luscious*

Featured in 5/8/2009 issue:

 

"Busty Beauties: Jugs of Authority" ****½

Produced by Hustler, Directed by Mark Kismet

Watch these busty beauties take charge! We start off with security guard, Jada Fire, who demands a strip search of a guy who says he is ‘going commando'.  He bares all and then furiously shouts, "I'm missing my flight right now because of you!  Now, take your clothes off and see how funny it is."  This gives her the cue to get naked and get it on!  Next up, two army chicks are waiting for soldiers to return to the base.  While waiting, the hot brunette hits on the blonde boobalicious babe and tempts her into some very naughty play! In the next scene a female firefighter has a ‘surprise attack' and hoses down a guy who is cooking by the camp fire.  Soon enough, she tells him to take off his wet clothes and then to ‘be fair' he tells her to also take off her firefighting gear.  Of course she's wearing a sexy bikini underneath, and he takes her by the tent for some hot outdoor action!  Later on, a personal trainer yells at her client and tells him he's got to push himself harder.  He stares at her tits and says, "I bet I can push it better than your boyfriend!"  They get on the floor mat and start to go at it, using the gym equipment while they fuck and give each other a real workout! For the grand finale, a hot E.S.L. teacher is shown in her classroom yelling at her German student for not doing his homework.  He gets upset and says, "I'm not good at this... but I am good at fucking!" With that, she says she wants to see how good he is, and they head back to the archives to go at it, full force!  When it's over, she says that he'll need to come back for some extra credit.  Overall, this is a hilarious action-packed adventure with busty women in authority that get to do it any way they please.  You'll be sure to be satisfied also!

"Ghetto Ho's Luv Monster Black Cocks" ****

Produced by Hustler, Directed by Alex De Large

Hot ghetto chicks really like them big black dicks, and Q and Billy Big Stick have got just that! Q's got a huge cock with a full bush that he'd remove but "noone can get to his forest anyway".  He does Mahogany hard core to set the temperature on sizzling for scenes to come! Ivory Lust enters with a beautiful bust and is sitting there naked and ready to go!  It's not her first time, and she's ready for the extra large cock that's coming her way.  Sinsation is shooting her very first scene; she's 18 and ready for action with her hot Jamaican all-natural body with a booty shake! Renee Banks has got a nice, juicy rack and the guy doing her is excited to break her in and give her her first anal experience. In her ‘interview', she says she's a sexaholic, so the couple and camera guy all pretend like they're in sexaholics anonymous and Renee decides she needs to take care of her new found friend.  The finale features a blonde beauty with nice long pink nails that likes to play with herself and her guy with the monster cock.  They have themselves a hot time until they cum with delight! Hustler does a good job of getting direct and to the point with their montage of scenes that will be sure to take you to your chocolate heaven.

"Spunk in the Trunk" ***½

Produced by His 4 Hours, A Tool Factory Production

Disco tunes and slow motion coming action set the tone for this classic four hour porn of passionate gay vignettes that will surely bring you to your knees! Starting off with a classic erotica novel that turns from imagination into reality, the first scene shows us how ‘Blown Away" these cowboys can be!  We continue on with "Boot Black 2", which shows a new way to employ guys that come off the streets and need to audition for a new job. Later on, the "California Dream Inn" gives us a hilariously flamboyant taste of gay sex with a jungle vibe, and then we see "Celebration", which is a true blast from the past. With "Dick of Doom" we get a taste of chocolate to sweeten things up, followed by "Dreamer", which is about a sleeping guy in jail that gets seduced by the police in the middle of the night. "Dynastud 3" adds a lot of excitement with three hot young studs that just came back from soccer practice and get it on together in a huge bathroom/shower area. After this we see, "Flesh Den" which features biker dudes going at it full force, "Hard Bodyguard" with hot action in the gym, and then "Headhunters" which pictures a hot interracial couple doin' it. All in all, "Spunk in the Trunk" is a great compilation of some of the hottest guys from classic times that will give you that warm fuzzy feeling and a very happy ending!

*Brought to you by Ariola Luscious*


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