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By SARAH FAITH ALTERMAN | May 13, 2008

Jenna Bush got married this weekend. Any words of advice for the blushing bride?
Marriages don’t always turn out the way you think they’re going to. Make sure you have a way out of it if things don’t go as planned.

US magazine said it, so we have to believe that Jennifer Aniston is fucking John Mayer. What do you think the cheeseball title of the terrible song he’ll eventually write about her body will be?
Hold on. I’m thinking about what it’d be like to have sex with Jennifer Aniston. When I’m done, I’ll get back to you. It’s probably going to be something like “Your body is still a wonderland even though I’m getting sloppy thirds after Brad Pitt and Vince Vaughn” and then the lyrics will be . . .

What do you think John MCCain is doing right now?
Pretending to be alive.

What number am I thinking of?
Sex with Jennifer Aniston. That’s what I’m thinking of. Did you just ask a question?

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