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  • November 20, 2008
    By Chris Faraone

    My father told me that his dad used to watch Wheel of Fortune because, since he’s not allowed to read Playboy, he had to fill his spank bank with images of Vanna White. These days my grandfather watches a lot of Fox News.

    Since liberals are allowed to frequent strip clubs and watch skin flicks, we don’t need to get our news from emaciated hotties (See: Rachel Maddow).

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