The Phoenix Network:
 
 
 
About  |  Advertise
 
Big Fat Whale  |  Failure  |  Hoopleville  |  Lifestyle Features
WFNX_1000x50g

Bounced!

Three perspectives on working the door
By JAMES PARKER  |  August 22, 2007

070824-bouncers_main

Oxbow, "Down a Stair Backwards" 

Bouncers tell all: Tales from behind the velvet ropes. By James Parker.

THE PRO
Jeff Freedman, president, Wizard Security:
“A successful security operation for me is one where there are no incidents. I mean, sure, when I worked at the Channel in the ’80s, there were some bloodbath things that happened there, but I’m not gonna tell you about them. Why not? Because I don’t think it serves any purpose. People are people. An emo show is different from a heavy-metal show is different from a hip-hop show — you have different considerations to take into account for every event. The one thing that’s changed since I’ve been in the business is the liability aspect: if you hurt people now, you’re gonna get in trouble. At Wizard, we’ve always had a hands-off policy. I mean, there was a guy at a show we did just last week, real drunk, acting stupid, pushing, starting to irritate a lot of people, and I could see that a situation was developing. So I went over the barrier, I pulled the guy up real close — I could have fought him, I could have thrown him out — but what I did was tell him a couple of really stupid jokes, he started laughing, and it was over. See, I’m of the old school: you want to cool him down, get him out of there, because you want him back and you want his money. If you’re going to talk about Road House, I guess I relate more to the Sam Elliott character. Guys come to clubs because of girls, and if you’re known as a fighting club, girls don’t come. Simple as that.”

THE LITTLE GUY
Scott Buoncristiano, staff, Middle East:
“I’m 5-6, 145 pounds, and there was this huge dude in the bar one time — no joke, 6-3, 250 pounds — and I don’t know what got him going, but he was just wading through our guys, just dragging them with him on this kind of monster adrenaline/rage/alcohol surge, and they were looking at me and yelling ‘CHOKE THIS MOTHERFUCKER!’ There was no calming him down — he was like a rhinoceros that had to be tranquilized. So I jump up, pull the guy’s chin back and sink in a rear-naked choke, as deep as I can. And then I go on a real Nantucket sleigh ride — he’s just crashing and thrashing around, my feet are dangling like eight inches off the ground, and I’m hanging on with my skinny little arms. Finally, the guy starts to get sleepy. I know that feeling: I do Mixed Martial Arts, like a lot of bouncers these days, and I’ve been choked out a billion times in training. Everything goes white-ish and then it sort of closes in on you as you begin to pass out. It’s like being stoned off your ass, this whiteness coming in from your peripherals. And then, when you wake up, it’s the opposite: you go ‘What?’ and then it starts to open up and out, and you’re like, ‘Okay, now I remember.’ Anyway, by the time this guy knows what’s happening, he’s outside on the sidewalk, and he starts raging and stomping around out there: ‘Who put me down? I’ll come back in and get him!’ And everyone’s like, ‘Ha ha! It was the little guy who took you out.’ ”

1  |  2  |   next >
Related: Wings of desire, Leave it to Bieber, Words made flesh, More more >
  Topics: Lifestyle Features , Sam Elliott, Eugene Robinson, Jeff Freedman
| More

ARTICLES BY JAMES PARKER
Share this entry with Delicious
  •   GETTING TO KNOW PHILIP LARKIN WITH A NEW EDITION OF HIS POEMS  |  April 26, 2012
    "A smash of glass and a rumble of boots/Electric trains and a ripped-up phonebooth/Paint-spattered walls and the cry of a tomcat/Lights going out, and a kick in the balls." These lines are not by Philip Larkin, of course — they're by Paul Weller.
  •   BLACK SABBATH ARE BACK — IN PRINT AND ON FILM  |  November 14, 2011
    The literature on Black Sabbath — already extensive — will continue to grow, as we try, try, try again to wrap our poor noggins around the irreducibly cosmic fact of this band.
  •   REDISCOVERING METALLICA WITH A NEW BIO  |  August 26, 2011
    Write the Lightning
  •   REDISCOVERING METALLICA WITH A NEW BIO  |  August 24, 2011
    That the biggest metal band in metal history should be called METALLICA — it's just so frigging metal .
  •   REMEMBERING HÜSKER DÜ WITH TWO NEW BOOKS  |  June 09, 2011
    "Readers of this book will be disappointed," declares Andrew Earles, rather sternly, in the introduction to his Hüsker Dü: The Story of the Noise-Pop Pioneers Who Launched Modern Rock (Voyageur Press), "if they hope to be rewarded with the gritty details of any band member's drug use."  

 See all articles by: JAMES PARKER



  |  Sign In  |  Register
 
thePhoenix.com:
Phoenix Media/Communications Group:
TODAY'S FEATURED ADVERTISERS
Copyright © 2012 The Phoenix Media/Communications Group