The Phoenix Network:
The Phoenix
Boston
|
Portland
|
Providence
STUFF Boston
WFNX
Live Radio
|
On Demand
Tu Boston
About
|
Advertise
Moonsigns
|
Band Guide
|
Blogs
|
In Pictures
Movies
Features
|
Reviews
Loading ...
or
Find Theaters and Movie Times
or
Search Movies
See all in Reviews
Review: Pom Wonderful Presents: The Greatest Movie Ever Sold
Reviews
Failure To Launch
More Zooey Deschanel, please.
By
BROOKE HOLGERSON
|
March 7, 2006
FAILURE TO LAUNCH
" alt="photo of 'FAILURE TO LAUNCH'">
2.0
Stars
The rumor is that Matthew McConaughey and Sarah Jessica Parker didn’t get along while making this film, and it shows: they’re in two different scenes whenever they’re together, smiling into a void. Parker plays a motivational expert not much removed from a hired escort who gets hired by McConaughey’s parents to get his 35-year-old ass out of their house. She does so by pretending to date him; that’s supposed to give him the confidence to start living his life, but since McConaughey’s slacker charm seems to work with the ladies, he poses a challenge. A pair of doofus buddies help him; she’s backed up by the fantastically deadpan Zooey Deschanel. Unfortunately, Zooey is saddled with the spazzy Justin Bartha as her love interest, and they generate only slightly more chemistry than the leads. If someone gave Deschanel her own comedy, now that could launch.
Related
:
Review: Ghosts of Girlfriends Past
,
Fool's Gold
,
New to DVD on January 17, 2006
,
More
Review: Ghosts of Girlfriends Past
Jon Lucas and Scott Moore must have a pathological hatred of the winter holidays.
Fool's Gold
As for Matthew McConaughey and Kate Hudson, they should have a sit-down with their agents.
New to DVD on January 17, 2006
With the possible exception of the days of Soviet Social Realism, people have gone to the movies to escape the daily grind, not relive it.
Bodies: Billy Costa and Jenny Johnson
Review: Yes Man
Once the one-note joke's been established, everything else follows with plodding, mechanical predictability.
Skipping gaily down the aisle
Enough about political justice; bring on the celebrity weddings!
Folk heroics
“Why is he such a big deal right now?” a friend asked with some exasperation earlier this month when I mentioned that I had a phone date with M. Ward. M. Ward, "To Go Home" (mp3)
Ghost Town
As a comedian, Ricky Gervais is like an endangered panda: he can perform only under specific circumstances.
Review: Did You Hear About the Morgans?
Just in time to round out my Ten Worst Films list comes this witless and excruciating rom-com from Marc Lawrence ( Miss Congeniality ). If you haven't heard about the Morgans, their story will sound familiar pretty quickly
Dare to be filthy
After a few tours, any rock act worth its decibels should be able to name a couple of its wilder shows with little effort, but Justin Tranter’s pick for most memorable Semi Precious Weapons concert sounds especially libertine.
An old poet
Sometime after the lights went out, Willie Nelson walked on stage.
Less
Topics
:
Reviews
,
Celebrity News
,
Entertainment
,
Movies
,
More
,
Celebrity News
,
Entertainment
,
Movies
,
Movie Stars
,
Movie Reviews
,
Sarah Jessica Parker
,
Matthew McConaughey
,
Zooey Deschanel
,
Justin Bartha
,
Less
|
More
More Information
Watch the trailer for
Failure to Launch
(QuickTime)
ARTICLES BY BROOKE HOLGERSON
REVIEW: PAUL BLART: MALL COP
| January 20, 2009
If you find the sight of a grown man rolling around the mall on a Segway hilarious, this is the movie for you.
TYLER PERRY’S THE FAMILY THAT PREYS
| September 17, 2008
The prolific Tyler Perry is at it again, offering subpar entertainment to audiences so starved for sustenance they’ll eat his cheese.
THE ROCKER
| August 20, 2008
Rainn Wilson of The Office gets promoted to the big screen with this anemic comedy directed by The Full Monty helmer Peter Cattaneo.
KIT KITTREDGE: AN AMERICAN GIRL
| July 01, 2008
Although her film has as much visual flair as an after-school special, director Patricia Rozema gives an appealing attention to period detail, and Breslin is sweet in her first starring role.
REPRISE
| May 21, 2008
Trier captures the moment when the recklessness of youth gives way to adult responsibilities, and the way childhood friendships can fall apart when different paths are taken.
See all articles by:
BROOKE HOLGERSON
LATEST SLIDESHOWS
PHOTOS: NATO demonstrations in Chicago
Photos: The Fringe at the Boston Conservatory Theater
All Slideshows
Featured Articles in Reviews
:
Review: Men In Black 3
Review: Where Do We Go Now?
Review: I Wish
Review: Polisse
Review: Battleship
|
Sign In
|
Register
thePhoenix.com:
Home
Listings
Editor's Picks
News
Music
Film + TV
Food + Drink
Life
Arts
Rec Room
Video
Phoenix Media/Communications Group:
Boston Phoenix
Portland Phoenix
Providence Phoenix
STUFF Boston
WFNX Radio
People2People
MassWeb Printing
G8Wave
About Us
Contact Us
Privacy Policy
Advertise With Us
Work For Us
Sitemap
RSS
Mobile
TODAY'S FEATURED ADVERTISERS
Copyright © 2012 The Phoenix Media/Communications Group