How to fix everything

By AL DIAMON  |  January 23, 2013

Let's say there were five candidates for governor: a Democrat, a Republican, a Green, a well-financed independent, and a poverty-stricken non-party hopeful with radical plans for improving government. You, being weary of the non-solutions offered by the major parties, fill out your ranked-choice ballot (which requires an advanced degree in mechanical engineering to understand) thusly:

Your first choice is the under-funded independent. This is the great thing about ranked-choice. It allows you to support a candidate with no chance of winning without wasting your vote.

Your second choice is the Green, because you like the outsider's perspective. Again, you get to vote your conscience without worrying about being shut out of the final decision.

Your third selection is the rich independent. You have your doubts, but you figure you've got to vote for somebody who's a viable candidate.

You don't vote for the Republican or Democrat.

After several days of state workers uploading ballots to a computer system capable of sorting them out and hand-counting the ballots on which there are ambiguities, the results are announced: One of the major-party contenders prevailed. But because you didn't choose either of them, your vote isn't figured in those totals. For all intents, you might as well have stayed home on election day.

Home? Isn't that where Mencken said reform belonged?

Form your comments. Then, re-form them. Only after that should you email them to me at aldiamon@herniahill.net.

< prev  1  |  2  | 
  Topics: Talking Politics , Politics, Thomas Brackett Reed, reform
| More


Most Popular
ARTICLES BY AL DIAMON
Share this entry with Delicious
  •   MONEY DOESN'T MATTER  |  June 13, 2013
    We all know what's wrong with state government. It doesn't work because of:  
  •   BAD WORD FOR A GOOD THING  |  June 07, 2013
    There are some words that are so politically incorrect they can only be hinted at in polite conversation.
  •   STILL WAITING  |  May 30, 2013
    I hate it when politics intrudes on happy hour, but that's the price I pay for being a journalist and not having to get a real job.
  •   GIVE ME AN F  |  May 23, 2013
    I was educated in Maine public schools. Here's what I learned:  
  •   CHANGE FOR THE BETTER  |  May 16, 2013
    The trouble with tax reform is that almost everybody not named Warren Buffett believes it should result in their personal tax bill going down.

 See all articles by: AL DIAMON