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Dance, Monkey: Jessie Baade

We put a comic on the hot seat. This week’s victim . . .
Tree humor is not funny. And I’ve tried. God knows I’ve tried.

By: MARC HIRSH | September 03, 2008

Dance, Monkey: Steve Hofstetter

We put a visiting comic on the hot seat. This week’s victim . . .
Do you think we as a nation will ever be prepared to grant Dave Coulier immunity for his involvement with Alanis?

By: MARC HIRSH | August 27, 2008

Dance, Monkey: Corey Rodrigues

We put a comic on the hot seat. This week’s victim . . .
They find out I’m lip-synching, and it’s actually Milli Vanilli that’s doing the real singing this time. They’re trying to make a comeback, so I would just be a cover for them, and if that got blown, it would suck.

By: MARC HIRSH | August 20, 2008

Dance, Monkey: Lamont Price

We put a visiting comic on the hot seat. This week's victim . . .
I don’t know where I leave my pants sometimes, and I could care less.

By: MARC HIRSH | August 12, 2008

Dance, Monkey: Selena Coppock

We put a visiting comic on the hot seat. This week's victim . . .
Tila Tequila, where’d you come from? You’re this manufactured little pop tart. Euch. Grody-wack.

By: MARC HIRSH | August 07, 2008

Dance, Monkey: Chrissy Kelleher

We put a comic on the hot seat. This week’s victim . . .
No one over the age of 22 should wear butt-revealing pants.

By: MARC HIRSH | July 30, 2008

Dance, Monkey: Brian Moote

We put a comic on the hot seat. This week’s victim . . .
Pringles, the pizza-flavored ones, feel like a dinner. I wouldn’t just get sour-cream-and-onion. That doesn’t have enough food groups in it.

By: MARC HIRSH | July 23, 2008

Dance, Monkey: Bethany Van Delft

We put a comic on the hot seat. This week’s victim . . .
I’d eat a cup of salt so that I might come close to experiencing what a dolphin frolicking in the ocean might experience.

By: MARC HIRSH | July 15, 2008

Dance, Monkey: J.J. Leslie

We put a comic on the hot seat. This week’s victim . . .
Kool-Aid is the ultimate energy drink, and it smashes through walls with its character, so it makes transportation easier.

By: MARC HIRSH | July 08, 2008

Dance, Monkey: Tom E. Morello

We put a comic on the hot seat. This week’s victim . . .
Wow, I’ve never had anyone use the elaborate guise of journalism to let me know that I’m not welcome to bang them. Really, you could’ve just said no.

By: SARA FAITH ALTERMAN | July 02, 2008

Dance, Monkey: Steve Macone

We put a comic on the hot seat. This week’s victim . . .
Eeyore talks like the kind of guy who’s already had a lot of beers with people.

By: SARA FAITH ALTERMAN | June 17, 2008

Dance, Monkey: Gerry Dee

We put a visiting comic on the hotseat. This week's victim. . .
Start a group called “The Oldest Man on Facebook.” And then “poke” away.

By: SARA FAITH ALTERMAN | June 11, 2008

Dance, Monkey: Kelly MacFarland

We put a comic on the hot seat. This week’s victim . . .
"Robots are hot and are incredibly strong."

By: SARA FAITH ALTERMAN | June 03, 2008

Dance, Monkey: Hal Sparks

We put a visiting comic on the hotseat. This week's victim. . .
"They’re already experts at anal sex. They don’t need any advice from me."

By: SARA FAITH ALTERMAN | May 27, 2008

Dance, Monkey: Dan Hirshon

We put a visiting comic on the hot seat. This week’s victim . . .
Marriages don’t always turn out the way you think they’re going to. Make sure you have a way out of it if things don’t go as planned.

By: SARAH FAITH ALTERMAN | May 13, 2008

Dance, monkey: Ken Reid

By: SARA FAITH ALTERMAN | May 08, 2009

Dance, Monkey: Robert Schimmel

We put a visiting comic on the hot seat. This week's victim...
What would really be great would be if, at the end of the show, everyone was dead, except one comic, who is literally the last one standing. He wins.

By: SARA FAITH ALTERMAN | May 06, 2008

Dance, Monkey: Eugene Mirman

W e put a visiting comic on the hot seat. T his week’s victim . . .
It would make her very popular with both blue-collar voters and the wealthy, latte-sipping bisexuals who like Obama.

By: SARA FAITH ALTERMAN | April 28, 2008

Dance, Monkey: Todd Barry

We put a visiting comic on the hot seat
I went on Google and found several companies that make custom-made tiles from a photo you provide.

By: SARA FAITH ALTERMAN | May 19, 2008

Dance, Monkey: Tim Heidecker and Eric Wareheim

We put visiting comics on the hot seat
Kenyans are fast runners. They have endurance and can keep up with Mr. McCain. (Note: it’s Josh McCain, right? You might want to double-check that.)

By: SARA FAITH ALTERMAN | April 15, 2008

Dance, Monkey: Josh Blue

We put a visiting comic on the hot seat
I too am a dirty hippie. But I’m different, because I believe in soap — in that I believe it exists.

By: SARA FAITH ALTERMAN | April 07, 2008

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