Arts >>

Comedy

Dance, Monkey: Josh Blue

We put a visiting comic on the hot seat
I too am a dirty hippie. But I’m different, because I believe in soap — in that I believe it exists.

By: SARA FAITH ALTERMAN | April 07, 2008

Dance, monkey: Margaret Cho

We put a visiting comic on the hot seat
I am not sure about donkeys, but definitely asses. Doesn’t everyone love a nice ass?

By: SARA FAITH ALTERMAN | April 02, 2008

Dance, Monkey: March 28, 2008

We put a comic on the hot seat
I predict that the nation will be rocked when the story hits that Barack Obama is a black man running for president.

By: SARA FAITH ALTERMAN | March 26, 2008

Dance, monkey: Josh Gondelman

We put a comic on the hot seat
She’s an adorable human pod concealing an unidentifiable intergalactic devil-spawn species of peanut.

By: SARA FAITH ALTERMAN | March 18, 2008

Dance, Monkey: March 14, 2008

We put a visiting comic on the hot seat
The numerous pictures of me backstage at various theaters over the last 30 years, with famous gentile celebs whispering behind my back.

By: SARA FAITH ALTERMAN | March 12, 2008

Dance, monkey: Andrea Henry

We put a comic on the hot seat
Immediately projected all my unfulfilled dreams onto her. She’s already signed up for Patriots cheerleading camp.

By: SARA FAITH ALTERMAN | March 04, 2008

Dance, monkey: Louis CK

We put a visiting comic on the hot seat
I think that the World Health Organization is probably better. I don’t even know what they do, but I’m sure they’re more productive than underpants.

By: SARA FAITH ALTERMAN | February 26, 2008

Dance, Monkey: Lavell Crawford

We put a visiting comic on the hot seat
With all the steroids in baseball, I’m gonna have to give it to the Minnesota Twins.

By: SARA FAITH ALTERMAN | February 19, 2008

Dance, Monkey: Robby Roadsteamer

We put a comic on the hot seat
Rumours is the album where everyone starts fucking everyone else in the band. The albums after that, you can hear that they all hate each other.

By: SARA FAITH ALTERMAN | February 12, 2008

Dance, Monkey: Kathleen Madigan

We put a visiting comic on the hot seat
The problem is that at the end of the day, when the clone figures out they’re a clone, they get mad and kill you.

By: SARA FAITH ALTERMAN | February 05, 2008

Dance, Monkey: Gary Petersen

We put a comic on the hot seat
I’m predicting I’ll die as the villain in the remake of Wild Hogs .

By: SARA FAITH ALTERMAN | January 29, 2008

Dance, Monkey: Erin Judge

We put a comic on the hot seat
Knocked Around: Superbad II , wherein Jonah Hill loves Michael Cera so much, it hurts.

By: SARA FAITH ALTERMAN | January 22, 2008

Dance, Monkey: Billy Gardell

We put a visiting comic on the hot seat
We could have a couple of monkeys run this country from a Russian space station.

By: SARA FAITH ALTERMAN | January 16, 2008

Dance, Monkey: Susan Alexander

We put a visiting comic on the hot seat
I believe that Dick Clark was the first ever plastic-surgery patient in the United States, back in the early 1800s.

By: SARA FAITH-ALTERMAN | January 08, 2008