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Dance, monkey: Louis CK

We put a visiting comic on the hot seat
I think that the World Health Organization is probably better. I don’t even know what they do, but I’m sure they’re more productive than underpants.
By: SARA FAITH ALTERMAN  |  February 26, 2008

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Road show

Eugene Mirman takes ‘Maya’ to the MFA
Be warned, Hollywood: Eugene Mirman ain’t takin’ yo’ shit.
By: SARA FAITH ALTERMAN  |  February 20, 2008

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Dance, Monkey: Lavell Crawford

We put a visiting comic on the hot seat
With all the steroids in baseball, I’m gonna have to give it to the Minnesota Twins.
By: SARA FAITH ALTERMAN  |  February 19, 2008

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Dance, Monkey: Robby Roadsteamer

We put a comic on the hot seat
Rumours is the album where everyone starts fucking everyone else in the band. The albums after that, you can hear that they all hate each other.
By: SARA FAITH ALTERMAN  |  February 12, 2008

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Dance, Monkey: Kathleen Madigan

We put a visiting comic on the hot seat
The problem is that at the end of the day, when the clone figures out they’re a clone, they get mad and kill you.
By: SARA FAITH ALTERMAN  |  February 05, 2008

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Dance, Monkey: Gary Petersen

We put a comic on the hot seat
I’m predicting I’ll die as the villain in the remake of Wild Hogs .
By: SARA FAITH ALTERMAN  |  January 29, 2008



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Dance, Monkey: Erin Judge

We put a comic on the hot seat
Knocked Around: Superbad II , wherein Jonah Hill loves Michael Cera so much, it hurts.
By: SARA FAITH ALTERMAN  |  January 22, 2008

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Dance, Monkey: Billy Gardell

We put a visiting comic on the hot seat
We could have a couple of monkeys run this country from a Russian space station.
By: SARA FAITH ALTERMAN  |  January 16, 2008

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Dance, monkey: Micah Sherman

We put a comic on the hot seat. This week's victim...
Isn’t your name Sara? Get some help, Sara.
By: SARA FAITH ALTERMAN  |  January 02, 2008

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Dance, Monkey!: Tracy Morgan

We put a visiting comic on the hot seat
Janet Jackson. I’ll get to her.
By: SARA FAITH ALTERMAN  |  December 26, 2007

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Dance, monkey: Angelo Tsarouchas

We put a visiting comic on the hot seat. This week’s victim . . .
I apologize for the War of 1812. And for Celine Dion.
By: SARA FAITH ALTERMAN  |  December 18, 2007



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Every conceivable food

Women's health
You are what you eat. So, as it turns out, is the theoretical baby that you may or may not conceive in the near future.
By: SARA FAITH ALTERMAN  |  December 19, 2007

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Dance, Monkey: Rich Jenkins

We put a comic on the hot seat. This week’s victim . . .
It’s graded on a curve. I’m pretty hot for a comedian.
By: SARA FAITH ALTERMAN  |  December 10, 2007

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Merry Christmas . . . not

Passive-aggressive gifts for the asshole who has everything
A holiday gift should say something about the giver.
By: SARA FAITH ALTERMAN  |  December 10, 2007

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Dance, Monkey: Myq Kaplan

We put a comic on the hot seat. This week’s victim . . .
All the adopted Asian babies will start malfunctioning any day now.
By: SARA FAITH ALTERMAN  |  December 04, 2007

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Dance, monkey: Giulia Rozzi

We put a visiting comic on the hot seat. This week’s victim . . .
I hear smiling is finally coming back in style.
By: SARA FAITH ALTERMAN  |  November 27, 2007



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Dance, Monkey: Charlie Murphy

A comic in the hot seat
Who is it? Matt Damon? It’s not Flavor Flav?
By: SARA FAITH ALTERMAN  |  November 19, 2007

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Dance, Monkey: The Steamy Bohemians

We put a couple of comics on the hot seat. This week’s victims . . .
We can’t believe she chose her baby brother over David’s Bowie.
By: SARA FAITH ALTERMAN  |  November 06, 2007

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Dance, Monkey: Lisa Lampanelli

A comic in the hot seat
I love him. He smells like Stetson cologne and ass.
By: SARA FAITH ALTERMAN  |  October 30, 2007

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Come out, come out, wherever you are

GLBT students get by with a little help from EAGLE, BGLTSA, BAGELS, GAMIT, QWILLTS, GABLES, and NUBiLAGA
What if I’d been a guy in a Ren Faire dress?
By: SARA FAITH ALTERMAN  |  October 25, 2007

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Democracy you can taste — and smell

And a helping hand for Hillary
Ah, New Hampshire. Where the gloves come off and supper’s on.
By: SARA FAITH ALTERMAN  |  October 24, 2007


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