You know you need it

If you’re reading this, you’re the 99 percent. Here’s what people should get you — and what you should get all your friends.
By JEFF INGLIS  |  December 7, 2011




SHOVEL |$26.99 |RENY'S | Easily the most expensive thing here, but also the most durable. You'll need it for the weather, and to muck out the horrendous loads of crap the Establishment continues to pour down all around us, trying to get us to remain complacent as exploited paeans.


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