But there's no escape from being a product, and to stay viable, a product needs promotion. Chelsea accepts an offer from "The Erotic Connoisseur" (film critic Glenn Kenny), who operates a Web site that critiques call girls. To do so, of course, he must have a free sample. His review is unkind and, from what we see of Chelsea (and Grey) in the film, on the money — the comment "lack of affect" is especially accurate. Kenny is hilariously wry and disgusting. Sour grapes for the tough reviews of Soderbergh's Bubble? Everyone may not be a critic in this movie, but everyone is a whore.