That's right: they want their own employees to chip in and pay for their charity drive slash grandiose bullshit PR jerkoff. I tried to download the thing — I even would have put in the 99 cents, so dedicated am I to journalism — but my Adblock software prevented it from working. Even though it wasn't a spam pop-up, the software could somehow detect the presence of idiotic marketing.
"Popular Opera Gets Contemporary, Golf-Themed Update"
"Can a golf course be a place for love? That's the question posed by an innovative new production of Gaetano Donizetti's popular opera L'Elisir D'Amore, set at a contemporary golf resort."
Oh, for fuck's sake.
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