In the September 1, 2010, edition of "The Big Hurt," I asked, "How is it that LIL B can upload 26 hours of rap per second to YouTube, but JAY ELECTRONICA hasn't given us one new single since 2009?" I then posted a side-by-side rundown of their lyrics, highlighting how different the two are — Jay Electronica is cerebral and lyrically meticulous, whereas Lil B was quite possibly kicked in the head by a horse as a child. In a stunning case of art imitating me, Lil B is now collaborating on an EP with Jay Electronica, which is a little like . . . well, I spent a few minutes trying for a funny analogy, but this team-up is so patently absurd that it makes all humorous exaggeration moot.

Wait, I got it: it's like FLAVOR FLAV teaming up with CHUCK D.

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