"Kisses on the Bottom," dude. When you read that title, you're forced to imagine Paul McCartney playfully kissing you on the bottom, right? Maybe you even imagine that the two of you just woke up together in his big, sunny bedroom, and now you're having a frisky little non-sexual rolling cuddle; McCartney pulls down your underthings and blows a big, adoring raspberry on your butt cheek; you're racked with ticklish laughter, and maybe you hit him with a pillow or something; you're so much in love.

If you're not in a cold sweat right now, you just failed that Blade Runner robot test.

DAVID THORPE | dthorpe@phx.com

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