The Big Hurt: Heeding the commands of the Billboard Hot 100

By DAVID THORPE | September 4, 2012

61_ FRENCH MONTANA, "POP THAT" | I don't think I have the right reproductive anatomy to score a perfect 10 on this one, but I gave it a shot. There was a distinct popping sound from my spine area, so I think partial credit is in order. [SORT OF]

76_ DJ KHALED FEAT. CHRIS BROWN, NICKI MINAJ, RICK ROSS, AND LIL WAYNE, "TAKE IT TO THE HEAD" Like, the bathroom on a boat? I'm not sure what you're asking, DJ Khaled. Actually, I'm not even totally sure what you do. [FAIL?]

88_ NE-YO, "LET ME LOVE YOU (UNTIL YOU LEARN TO LOVE YOURSELF)" | I hereby grant written consent. The ball's in your court now, Ne-Yo. [PASS]

DAVID THORPE | dthorpe@phx.com

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