5. Patrick Lamb, "Maceo" >> I guess I'll go off on a flight of fancy here, since it is impossible to pay attention to this garbage long enough to write about it. I only hope this chart is compiled automatically by computers or something, because I'm unaccountably depressed by the thought of some old Jack-Lemmon-in-Glengarry Glen Ross sadsack meticulously hand-tabulating it on graph paper every week while everyone else in the Billboard office laughs at his cheap plaid suits and rolls their eyes at his desperate refrain: "Just you wait, boys! The Smooth Jazz chart is makin' a big comeback soon!"

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